Brian
2022
typography! themes! transubstantiation!
2013
1759 by Richard Spaven.
That's the review.
That's the review.
1988
in retrospect its so wild that the hype on this game was so intense that they made an entire motion picture to preview it and people went to see that motion picture in theaters! including me!!
1986
imagine if you could blow up a bat with a boomerang in real life. just imagine
2015
What a save!
1994
the feminine urge to kill space pirates with an ice beam
SMB 1 : SMB2 : : SMW 1: Yoshi's Island
(to the tune of the multiplayer lobby music)
we only want the guys who have all of the guns
we dont want the guys who just have some of the guns
we only want the guys who have
all of the guns
all of the guns
all of the guns
all of the guns
we only want the guys who have all of the guns
we dont want the guys who just have some of the guns
we only want the guys who have
all of the guns
all of the guns
all of the guns
all of the guns
2007
they fuckin got me with this shit. when i tell you my mind was BLOWN
2004
if this game just played 'lonely rolling star' when you put it in your PS2 it'd still be a classic!
2005
the bad news: a flawed game bursting with creativity and brilliant ideas. several of my favorite video game levels of all time alongside one of my most hated. control, camera and movement not quite up to the challenge that the game presents.
the good news: they fixed all that shit in the sequel.
bad news: while the conceit of "the first half of the game is exploring the minds of sane people, the second half is iNsAnE people," was very clever and presented in a very benign way, it feels like a holdover from a different, less compassionate time in our culture.
good news: they fixed all that shit in the sequel!
bad: jack black, armin shimerman, rosearik rikki simons and other celebrity guests aren't in it
good: sequel!!!!!!!1!!!
this review brought to you by psychonauts 2
the good news: they fixed all that shit in the sequel.
bad news: while the conceit of "the first half of the game is exploring the minds of sane people, the second half is iNsAnE people," was very clever and presented in a very benign way, it feels like a holdover from a different, less compassionate time in our culture.
good news: they fixed all that shit in the sequel!
bad: jack black, armin shimerman, rosearik rikki simons and other celebrity guests aren't in it
good: sequel!!!!!!!1!!!
this review brought to you by psychonauts 2
2007
coming to theaters this summer, owen wilson is bjorn the unicorn in peggle: the movie
2012
just, like, what games are for, man
2019
usually i have a lot more trouble making decisions in games like this!
2019
this game fucking ruled EXCEPT the whole alan wake part. the boss was a super tedious and cheap fight. i went from having 110k source to like 6000. maybe i suck at the game but before and after this i was cutting through Hiss like an angry wizard with a grenade launcher. i wish i knew this was DLC (i hadn't read anything about this game to avoid spoilers) because i wouldn't! have! done it!