Big crohn(ology)

A la thealexmott’s awesome list

But then after the hype wore off and I did a second playthrough and saw how much that first impression mattered, I settled on mgs3 being my permagoat, undefeated 2017- today.
I got a switch as a surgery present and I played this, unspoiled and completely uninterrupted for like 200+ hours. How could it not be my favourite?
… and after mgs2 I played 3. Both are honestly the same calibre. 2 does some things better 3 just massages my brain the right way with its specializations. I love its more personal story and the setting and survival mechanics and camouflage and omg just omg.
On Christmas I got a PlayStation gift card and I realized I could buy the whole metal gear solid series on ps3 for 50 dollars. so I did.
I watched stampy cat, my fav Minecraft YouTuber play this. And then I played it myself. I should replay, it would probably fix all mental healths worldwide
I never got to play Nintendo games growing up , but I learned about emulation and this was the first Nintendo game I played. It was nuts. Still their best #boom
I was so obsessed with this that I made my friends play pirates outside. And I would recreate the long ass reload animation and this poor girl I was friends with was so confused about how she was supposed to mime the reloading of a flintlock pistol
Actually blew my mind. It was like Lego Batman but REALISTIC!
I still play this today. The bots have tried to kill it but no other multiplayer game is 1% as fun as this
I remember being jealous that everyone in school had Minecraft except me so I pretended it sucked and then on my birthday I got Minecraft and it was good
I was telling my friend at school about Lego Batman and he said “ya I really like Lego Batman 2” and I was like …………….. and then I went and got Lego Batman 2
I watched all the forrestfire101 videos and then randomly I was in a store called future shop (merged with Best Buy not long ago) and I saw this on a shelf I was like HOLY FUCK THEY MADE A LEGO BATMAN VIDEOGAME!?!!?!??
I still have the cheat codes memorized
Doing these moves irl to my cousins >>>>>>>>>>>
I didn’t understand how much peak I was witnessing. Yes I played it 24/7 but I was a kid with free time I should’ve played it MORE
lol I liked playing as the penguins
This was an insane improvement from c47 but I was still too dumb and young for the puzzles
Same as megaman 2. Ppl talk about this being hard but my best memory of this game was when I broke my hand and played it one handed. I died by going on the roof of an elevator and getting squished, I thought wow that’s so realistic
The main menu was cool
I loved dragging bodies around and watching them rag doll and getting stuck on puzzles
I loved the weighty ass realistic animations, it was so cool. Like a sideways movie I controlled.
I remember seeing my guy’s fists get comically huge when I punched something and getting very happy

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3 months ago

Every anecdote on this list just further proves that Elkmane is the best account on this entire site

3 months ago

This was a wild trip thank you

3 months ago

@thealexmott thank you
@ThatOneSaiyan you're welcome


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