Games Played in 2023 Ranked
I guess Ill rank em as I go. Dont take the specific rankings too seriously, especially those at the top but not in the top 3 and those at the bottom, theyre pretty interchangeable and I could change my mind retroactively
165 Games
Skill issue but fuck off
165
get fucked
164
More like Demon Turd: Toilet Splash ha gottem
163
Not funny, didnt laugh
162
If my adhd meds' dosage hadn't lost their effect, I might have had enough patience to endure this bullshit. Skill issue Im sure, but I just dont care
161
worst game with lung in the title Ive played
159
158
Left a sour taste in my mouth, could have been good
157
dropped pretty soon, just didnt enjoy solving the puzzles ig
156
What were they thinking?!
155
I saw a review describe Neon White as "Lovely Planet but worse and with anime stuff". I can now say that Lovely Planet is just Neon White but 300% more infuriating
154
Starts out as a mediocre uncharted clone with some verticality, then it starts to get sort of good but I despise the dogfighting controls and those are apparently the highlight of this game so fuck that
153
Interesting idea, cringe execution
152
Like when I watched Eraserhead : How boring for such a weird thing
151
Idk maybe I am dumb but after a couple halos I just felt kinda frustrated by the process of building new ones
149
Trite, forced and manipulative
148
low effort
147
Wow we are cool and edgy! Strikes cause capitalism amirite?! Shitty controls and tries way too hard to be umurangi.
146
whatever
145
Fucking annoying fmv prick, die!
144
Meh, cant be assed to play more than an hour. No souls like has impressed me thus far (other than actual souls obviously)
143
bleh
142
amateurish
141
A short game I wish was shorter
140
im too impatient for this shit
139
Almost good, but far too aggravating
137
Great first impression, shame about the rest of the game
136
its okay but roguelike elements are pointless
135
get fucked
134
Played it cause Jsawyer cited as the main inspiration for Pentiment but man I do not vibe with this at all. Unlikeable protagonist, awful dialogue and If I wanted to experience what it was like to be a fuckup returning home after dropping out to a town full of people whom I despise but cannot escape from, well the punchline is that that is already my life!
133
Certified Kusoge
132
almost feel this game, but I guess not quite enough
131
Sacrificing gameplay for story is all very well until your story is told through the lens of an unlikeable character and the bafflingly written dog companion.
130
low effort, might have been good if it leaned into its hypnotic quality but its just unfinished. Only cost me like less than a dollar so whatever
129
meh, mediocre doom clone. You get to punch neonazis and cops though
128
At odds with itself
127
Bleh
126
Admittedly only played for 2 hours but man, too much jank and not enough charm to help me get over that. It flopped on release and I am not surprised
125
Another one of those games who's message I vibe with but must put down. Its a pro pedestrian horror walking sim. Mostly its this high cause the in game phone had an "audiobook" app which opened up the steam browser to the librevox page for Upton Sinclair's The Jungle and thats both funny and based
124
Somehow, mowing down confederate soldiers with futuristic weaponry just isnt enough to compensate for the tedium and shittiness
123
idk its a short vn
122
Massively disappointing given the prologue
121
An Impressive attempt at a port, but I would much rather just play the arcade
120
I was halfway enjoying this stealth game (a rare thing for me) when I got softlocked by a bug.
119
Lame, honestly
118
More like that which sucked balls
117
Just Boring honestly
116
Its a comedy game that didnt make me laugh
115
Like Frog detective but bad
114
One day I will make "naturalistic" dialogue illegal
113
Why did I play this?
112
Idk, felt flat to me
111
Idk man in theory I like it but in practice I find the combat kinda annoying
110
109
Man cannot live on quirk alone
108
regrettably mid puzzler, pretty artstyle but pretentious as all hell
107
Good speedrunning stuff but makes me too angry to keep playing
106
Middling
105
Wooden acting, overexplains everything
104
might try again sometime, I think Im just too stupid for this game, it made me sad very quickly.
103
Greedfall is a game that is almost good, its a damn crime they wasted such a cool setting on such a mid game, its just a witcher 3/dragon age/falloutNV done with a much smaller budget and not as interestingly.
102
Cool but utterly draining
101
Its so disappointing man, starts off as a cute little historical sailing RPG but it just cant sustain itself, the game becomes grindy and shit and the questionable portrayals get more egregious
100
Its a budget No Man's Sky, harmless if not too amazing
99
Its good but man does the difficulty spike
98
Look, I'll probably play it again at some point, cause I quite liked the first few hours I played, but its so fucking buggy man. Like my ass got trapped at the explosion on the warehouse mission cause a door just wouldnt let me go through even though it was open? There was no way through, it showed a locked icon but the door was open and there were npcs shooting at me. Idk that just really soured me, and I didnt want to start that generally annoying mission all over again
97
Its just a PSA basically, a bit corny but inoffensive
96
Very ambitious, I think its the first game to have horizontal scrolling? Whatever the case it was definitely the one to popularize the concept
95
Alas, most of this game's innovations were really taken from German Expressionist game design
94
That sure is another purate warriors game!
93
Charming and funny, but gets old real fast and this is a long ass game. 10 hours was enough for me, thanks
92
Its okay, but its length and almost hobbesian view of humanity just didnt sit right for me. It just feels closer to a zombie apocalypse and human suffering for its own sake rather than how wars of this kind actually go. idk
91
Good vibes
90
Its fine
89
Outstayed its welcome
88
the definition of mid
87
Ok I guess
86
Burns brighter but shorter than most pokemon games. 12 hours and I was done
85
As we say in Spain : "pasó sin pena ni gloria"
84
I simultaneously respect Kane And Lynch for what its trying to do, kinda, whilst also never wanting to put myself through 3 hours of dull cover shooting
83
I liked Ringo a lot better
82
Its alright but so grindy and padded, I just cannot be assed
81
Short, sweet and kind of freaky
80
Interactive Fiction piece about fictional disease in industrial environment
79
An okay enough adventure game, a shame it didnt live up to its potential
78
Good stuff
77
Kind of cool
76
Cool but outstays its welcome
75
Couldnt stick the landing unfortunately
74
Its fine... Basically an adventure game/vn set in a sort of choose your own adventure creation myth underwater. Its alright
73
Golden Boy, Born To Love and Live For Joy, I'm a Golden Boy
72
Im being pretty generous here. Beyond being based and the sheer funny novelty of "palestinian max payne" the original is undercooked and the remake is basically in early access. Thankfully you get both bundled into one for the same price but just bear in mind its quite rough around the edges. Fun though
71
Couple of gags
70
Thought it would be a shitpost but its surprisingly sincere. I can't really be mad
69
Controls have a learning curve, but classic
68
Yeah, trash that record store!
67
Cool little cartography game
66
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CDX
11 months ago