Skill issue but fuck off

get fucked

More like Demon Turd: Toilet Splash ha gottem

Not funny, didnt laugh

If my adhd meds' dosage hadn't lost their effect, I might have had enough patience to endure this bullshit. Skill issue Im sure, but I just dont care

bleh

worst game with lung in the title Ive played

no

Left a sour taste in my mouth, could have been good

dropped pretty soon, just didnt enjoy solving the puzzles ig

What were they thinking?!

I saw a review describe Neon White as "Lovely Planet but worse and with anime stuff". I can now say that Lovely Planet is just Neon White but 300% more infuriating

Starts out as a mediocre uncharted clone with some verticality, then it starts to get sort of good but I despise the dogfighting controls and those are apparently the highlight of this game so fuck that

Interesting idea, cringe execution

Like when I watched Eraserhead : How boring for such a weird thing

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EJLWAv7W4AUUk1L?format=jpg&name=900x900

Idk maybe I am dumb but after a couple halos I just felt kinda frustrated by the process of building new ones

Trite, forced and manipulative

low effort

Wow we are cool and edgy! Strikes cause capitalism amirite?! Shitty controls and tries way too hard to be umurangi.

whatever

Fucking annoying fmv prick, die!

Meh, cant be assed to play more than an hour. No souls like has impressed me thus far (other than actual souls obviously)

bleh

amateurish

A short game I wish was shorter

im too impatient for this shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXwdu0GKb8A

Almost good, but far too aggravating

Great first impression, shame about the rest of the game

its okay but roguelike elements are pointless

get fucked

Played it cause Jsawyer cited as the main inspiration for Pentiment but man I do not vibe with this at all. Unlikeable protagonist, awful dialogue and If I wanted to experience what it was like to be a fuckup returning home after dropping out to a town full of people whom I despise but cannot escape from, well the punchline is that that is already my life!

Certified Kusoge

almost feel this game, but I guess not quite enough

Sacrificing gameplay for story is all very well until your story is told through the lens of an unlikeable character and the bafflingly written dog companion.

low effort, might have been good if it leaned into its hypnotic quality but its just unfinished. Only cost me like less than a dollar so whatever

meh, mediocre doom clone. You get to punch neonazis and cops though

At odds with itself

Bleh

Admittedly only played for 2 hours but man, too much jank and not enough charm to help me get over that. It flopped on release and I am not surprised

Another one of those games who's message I vibe with but must put down. Its a pro pedestrian horror walking sim. Mostly its this high cause the in game phone had an "audiobook" app which opened up the steam browser to the librevox page for Upton Sinclair's The Jungle and thats both funny and based

Somehow, mowing down confederate soldiers with futuristic weaponry just isnt enough to compensate for the tedium and shittiness

idk its a short vn

Massively disappointing given the prologue

An Impressive attempt at a port, but I would much rather just play the arcade

I was halfway enjoying this stealth game (a rare thing for me) when I got softlocked by a bug.

Lame, honestly

More like that which sucked balls

Just Boring honestly

Its a comedy game that didnt make me laugh

Like Frog detective but bad

One day I will make "naturalistic" dialogue illegal

Why did I play this?

Idk, felt flat to me

Idk man in theory I like it but in practice I find the combat kinda annoying

Man cannot live on quirk alone

regrettably mid puzzler, pretty artstyle but pretentious as all hell

Good speedrunning stuff but makes me too angry to keep playing

Middling

Wooden acting, overexplains everything

might try again sometime, I think Im just too stupid for this game, it made me sad very quickly.

Greedfall is a game that is almost good, its a damn crime they wasted such a cool setting on such a mid game, its just a witcher 3/dragon age/falloutNV done with a much smaller budget and not as interestingly.

Cool but utterly draining

Its so disappointing man, starts off as a cute little historical sailing RPG but it just cant sustain itself, the game becomes grindy and shit and the questionable portrayals get more egregious

Its a budget No Man's Sky, harmless if not too amazing

Its good but man does the difficulty spike

Look, I'll probably play it again at some point, cause I quite liked the first few hours I played, but its so fucking buggy man. Like my ass got trapped at the explosion on the warehouse mission cause a door just wouldnt let me go through even though it was open? There was no way through, it showed a locked icon but the door was open and there were npcs shooting at me. Idk that just really soured me, and I didnt want to start that generally annoying mission all over again

Its just a PSA basically, a bit corny but inoffensive

Very ambitious, I think its the first game to have horizontal scrolling? Whatever the case it was definitely the one to popularize the concept

Alas, most of this game's innovations were really taken from German Expressionist game design

That sure is another purate warriors game!

Charming and funny, but gets old real fast and this is a long ass game. 10 hours was enough for me, thanks

Its okay, but its length and almost hobbesian view of humanity just didnt sit right for me. It just feels closer to a zombie apocalypse and human suffering for its own sake rather than how wars of this kind actually go. idk

Good vibes

Its fine

Outstayed its welcome

the definition of mid

Ok I guess

Burns brighter but shorter than most pokemon games. 12 hours and I was done

As we say in Spain : "pasó sin pena ni gloria"

I simultaneously respect Kane And Lynch for what its trying to do, kinda, whilst also never wanting to put myself through 3 hours of dull cover shooting

I liked Ringo a lot better

Its alright but so grindy and padded, I just cannot be assed

Short, sweet and kind of freaky

Interactive Fiction piece about fictional disease in industrial environment

An okay enough adventure game, a shame it didnt live up to its potential

Good stuff

Kind of cool

Cool but outstays its welcome

Couldnt stick the landing unfortunately

Its fine... Basically an adventure game/vn set in a sort of choose your own adventure creation myth underwater. Its alright

Golden Boy, Born To Love and Live For Joy, I'm a Golden Boy

Im being pretty generous here. Beyond being based and the sheer funny novelty of "palestinian max payne" the original is undercooked and the remake is basically in early access. Thankfully you get both bundled into one for the same price but just bear in mind its quite rough around the edges. Fun though

Couple of gags

Thought it would be a shitpost but its surprisingly sincere. I can't really be mad

Controls have a learning curve, but classic

Yeah, trash that record store!

Cool little cartography game