MMK
2017
1994
Returning to this after playing Mother 3 is like having your time machine break down in the 1400s and trying to get a child dying from the turbo-plague to help you fix it.
"You don't get it, the annoying game design is actually good game design because it's funny" - actually kind of true though, not gonna lie.
Somehow less dated than Undertale. Also the soundtrack makes me wanna SLAM
"You don't get it, the annoying game design is actually good game design because it's funny" - actually kind of true though, not gonna lie.
Somehow less dated than Undertale. Also the soundtrack makes me wanna SLAM
2006
This review contains spoilers
Chapter 1: Go through the narrow hallway multiple times until the game asks you to go to a castle and sniff a dragon's feet.
Chapter 2: Go through the narrow hallway multiple times until the game asks you to go to a tree and play Satan's Pikmin.
Chapter 3: Fuck you, it's WWE time.
Chapter 4: Go through the narrow hallway multiple times until the game asks you to go through the same narrow hallway multiple times but you're purple now.
Chapter 5: Go through the narrow hallway multiple times until pirates attack eek
Chapter 6: This one is on a train so it gets a pass.
Chapter 7: Skip.
Chapter 8: Peach turns into a goth and I distinctly remember biting my controller as a child because I couldn't beat her.
Exaggerating for comedic effect, this game is fine, but I'll always be a PM64 kind of guy.
Chapter 2: Go through the narrow hallway multiple times until the game asks you to go to a tree and play Satan's Pikmin.
Chapter 3: Fuck you, it's WWE time.
Chapter 4: Go through the narrow hallway multiple times until the game asks you to go through the same narrow hallway multiple times but you're purple now.
Chapter 5: Go through the narrow hallway multiple times until pirates attack eek
Chapter 6: This one is on a train so it gets a pass.
Chapter 7: Skip.
Chapter 8: Peach turns into a goth and I distinctly remember biting my controller as a child because I couldn't beat her.
Exaggerating for comedic effect, this game is fine, but I'll always be a PM64 kind of guy.
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It's like every part of the game was made by a different guy. The music, presentation and writing was given to God himself, while the gameplay and battle mechanics were given to a group of New York sewer rats.
Has some of the most memorable moments of any game I've ever played, but I don't think I'll ever return to it because I'd rather watch paint dry than do those god awful sliding puzzle battles.
Has some of the most memorable moments of any game I've ever played, but I don't think I'll ever return to it because I'd rather watch paint dry than do those god awful sliding puzzle battles.