Sneeze
2001
this is the communist ideal nintendo wants you to see. one of the most realistic interpretations of marxism to date.
2015
this is a technique called cold reading. is there a jimmy reading this. yes? is your uncle a fucking corpse? fucking knew it. im on tv.
anyway lately i have been thinking about nature, i love bees but i haven't seen any bees lately. i used to think they'd never go away but i scarcely see them anymore... that makes me grumpy. i ought to get around to planting a bunch of wildflowers out in my garden. fuck, i miss them.
undertale is pretty good. i like deltarune more conceptually so i hope it ends up being the sickest shit. there are no bees in the game, and yes, that plays a big role in why i do not consider it game of the decade. i will not explain why.
anyway lately i have been thinking about nature, i love bees but i haven't seen any bees lately. i used to think they'd never go away but i scarcely see them anymore... that makes me grumpy. i ought to get around to planting a bunch of wildflowers out in my garden. fuck, i miss them.
undertale is pretty good. i like deltarune more conceptually so i hope it ends up being the sickest shit. there are no bees in the game, and yes, that plays a big role in why i do not consider it game of the decade. i will not explain why.
2009
shiiit, the bomb bird can get it...
2020
im still playing this one guys ill let you know what i think later.
follow me on backloggd for more great reviews just like this one.
follow me on backloggd for more great reviews just like this one.
hold on babe, you look so tense and grumpy today. why don't you just relax? i can massage your skull (raw, no skin) if it'll help you relax babe.
2007
the gravity could have been more realistic if they were trying to name the entire game after it. bit of a developer oversight? kind of shallow, didn't make me think much. i was bored at points. i even fell asleep during one of the cutscenes. the attempts at humour fall flat and the customization options are barebones. i could make a better game. i could write better than this. it was not like anime film, which left me feeling confused. i thought japan made this?
2020
imagine a fantasy world in which you can win the lottery through skill. this is where I'm supposed to write about the game because it's a review. hold on be right back.
2018
This fat resources are sexy and the gameplay is not kosher. However, this erotic children's plaything sexually motivated hate-crime against pedophiles wasn't my cup of milk. Thankfully the lifeless corpses of nakeds erection breaking christ almighty denounces toilets licking deliciously tastefully. Milkman graphics are alright I guess, netplay on the other hand is horrendously castrated stupendously. Umm okay, does Nintendo really live like sloppy toppy? Racist.
2018
The clown is not up to my standards and preferences. I was interested in participating in tense carnival matches, but alas, the bagel situations were not sufficient. In conclusion, the donuts are dry, they've lost their moisture.
what if you really wanted one thing and you were allowed to have that thing and then you weren't allowed that thing but you could actually just have that thing forever all you had to do was
2016
god please come back i need thiS PLEASE 🚢🚢🚢🚢🚢🚢🚢😂🚢🚢
2002
I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE
/me smooches u :3
/me smooches u :3
2012
im classically trained in kicking my own ass. just beating the shit out of myself. complete destruction.
2022
moooooom im tired can i come back inside
2013
this was my video game reality check. i am a better person having played this, but it was simple happenstance. it is my own grand disappointment with this game that shook me out of so much of my adolescent idiocy. now i'm an even more stupid adult. amazing.
today, i don't know what i think about it.
today, i don't know what i think about it.