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Goat Simulator
2014
do you seriously care enough to see what this site thinks about fucking "goat simulator"?
Coming straight off the original has only made me detest my time with DOOM II more. Whilst the super shotgun is a blast (quite literally) and the core of doom still shines through the hefty layers of muck, the level design in this entry is disturbingly confused and maze-like. In other words, it's rather hellish.
Super Mario 64 DS
2004
Mario 64 with bad controls isn't Mario 64, sorry.
We Ski & Snowboard
2008
Blame PBG for this. I bought this game cause of his old secret areas video, and I actually found this game to be super fun! Pretty complex in its controls, often time to its detriment, but I find there’s so much charm and content here that I can’t help but love it. Just a fun game to unwind with on certain occasions, and I like that.
We Ski & Snowboard
2008
the memory of this game is magical for me. this really made me fall in love with exploration in games. the secret courses prodded my imagination. i must have created an entire secret side of the mountain in my head
Super Mario Bros.
1985
Who the fuck can't play super mario? The people who say this game is bad are the same people who think a game sucks after 2 years because "uhhh it looks old compared to the new Call Of Duty: Poopy Panty"
Star Fox 64
1997
Cool game. Pretty fast paced and has a lot of variety. It has a bit of clunk that comes from games of this era, but it's aged shockingly well.
Mario Kart DS
2005
A brief comment not on the game itself, but on the cover's composition.
It's great. The image alone makes me want to play it again right this instant.
It's great. The image alone makes me want to play it again right this instant.
Sonic Mania
2017
Sonic Forces is better than Sonic Mania, that is my genuine opinion, and before you slam this video with a dislike and leave an angry comment, allow me to explain.
Banjo-Kazooie
1998
Whoever was in charge of that final boss is a bastard.
Doom
1993
I want to pet Cacodemon.
Super Mario 64
1996
I wish I could disagree with everyone who says this hasn't aged well, but I find myself constantly fighting with the camera every time I play it.
I don't care, though. The level designs are still amazing, and Mario's movement is still the best of any Mario game. It's so much more satisfying to control Mario than in the future installments.
I don't care, though. The level designs are still amazing, and Mario's movement is still the best of any Mario game. It's so much more satisfying to control Mario than in the future installments.
Limbo
2010
This would’ve been astonishing had it not been for the baffling obscurity of most of the later puzzles obfuscating a cinematic treatise on oppression and purgatorial existence into an all-too frustrating trial-and-error circle-jerk. The “difficulty” bereaves the game of its narrative essence I feel, as LIMBO seems like the type of game that should be played in a single sitting to truly let your emotions be stirred by the bleakness of its tone and the graphic expression of its aesthetic. Still highly recommended for anyone interested in games as more than just time-wasters, but hell, this should’ve been more.
1-2-Switch
2017
"Yeah I played this tech demo for 40 minutes and it's kinda fun so far but I'm done with it. What do you mean it's $60?"
Team Fortress 2
2007
Funny game. Too bad it's in a terrible state at this moment