Artistic violence

A poor man’s Genshin Impact

Fuck off, I’m not wasting 700 hours that I could have spent actually contributing something to society on the MCU for people who unironically use the word waifu

The guy from Maroon 5 should have directed a better game

Yeah he does that

In the words of the great Reggie Fils-Amie: “If it’s not fun, why bother”

Proof of the superiority of art under AES (actually existing socialist) states

The greatest version of the tride and true man vs nature conflict, showing the cruel indifference of the creatures we share this blue trap bubble with

Yoooooooooooo they made a game based on Fortnite’s dopest dancer

Why am I supposed to feel bad for an entitled millennial whining about how it’s hard to be an adult? Pull yourself up by your bootstraps, dumbass

Deceptively fun. MN9 is more X than Classic Mega Man. I was iffy on the Dash-to-Kill idea at first, but it grew on me once I saw that it isn't a boon on pacing (it often makes the game faster). It's an Inti game, which means both its level and boss design can be demanding. Unfortunately, the game has occasional performance issues.

Never thought I’d see a worthy successor to Castlevania 1 in my lifetime

Ironically hyping up bad games is the lowest form of comedy

I would like this game more if it had violence, dated pop culture references, and slurs

THIS PIKMIN 2 SHIT IS SERIOUS BUSINESS
IF YOU’RE NOT PREPARED TO DIE FOR YOUR SIDE OF THE DEBATE, THEN HAUL YOUR ASS BACK HOME SO YOU CAN PLAY WITH YOUR DOLLHOUSES AND TEA PARTIES
THIS IS COMBAT, MAGGOT