brockreiher
2024
Let Nintendo's lawyers smite them for the crime of making us have to pretend to care about this dookie dog shit. Will people even care about this game enough to read this review several days from now? Who knows.
You gotta give it up for DJTJ.
The worst game that will keep you on the edge of your seat until the very end. Next Gen gaming.
The worst game that will keep you on the edge of your seat until the very end. Next Gen gaming.
2022
The best effort Gamefreak has made since the game boy advance. The team star section and characters are horrible but the rest is incredible. Violet is worse then Scarlet because the dinosaur Pokémon are cooler.
Next Gen Gaming
All the great parts of Scarlet and Violet but more focused. Very good story.
Metal Gear Solid 2
From what I understand, it's pretty obvious Kojima wasn't allowed to make the game he wanted with Sons of Liberty due to pressure from Konami and then because of 9/11. Kojima apparently won an inner power struggle after fans hated Sons of Liberty, because Snake Eater covers the same themes but much better done. The stealth is a little more difficult in this one which holds it back, but that might just be a skill issue for me.
From what I understand, it's pretty obvious Kojima wasn't allowed to make the game he wanted with Sons of Liberty due to pressure from Konami and then because of 9/11. Kojima apparently won an inner power struggle after fans hated Sons of Liberty, because Snake Eater covers the same themes but much better done. The stealth is a little more difficult in this one which holds it back, but that might just be a skill issue for me.
Metal Gear Solid: Gamer Matrix Edition
A remake of Metal Gear Solid with worse vibes and tech demo first person stuff. I gotta imagine this was incredible in 2001 but has aged badly compared to Metal Gear Solid which holds up.
A lot of the emotional beats fall flat both because they center around Raiden who is a loser. For some reason (budget?) most of the story is told through codec conversations which are boring and look worse than they did in the PS1 games. It's not horrible but it's a shame because the story was a strength of the first game.
A remake of Metal Gear Solid with worse vibes and tech demo first person stuff. I gotta imagine this was incredible in 2001 but has aged badly compared to Metal Gear Solid which holds up.
A lot of the emotional beats fall flat both because they center around Raiden who is a loser. For some reason (budget?) most of the story is told through codec conversations which are boring and look worse than they did in the PS1 games. It's not horrible but it's a shame because the story was a strength of the first game.
1998
In this world of phoney baloney scientists and lying fat cats, you can only trust a true badass operator to get the job done.
2023
Problematic implications of the major sub plot aside, this is another Remedy game. If that's the kind of thing you like, you'll like this. It seems to have semi-bombed due to the lack of a physical release which will hopefully serve as a lesson to developers.
1984
A game that will test if you have the Disposition of a King, sadly falling short of it's true potential due to the lack of gyro sensor technology at the time. I like that it plays the cartoon funeral march when you die and that one of the guys pants falls down when you shoot him.
1984
Smash Bros character is cute but outside of the cool visuals for Game C this is easily the worst black box light gun game. Very boring and without the challenge you'd see in a Hogan's Alley let alone a Gumshoe.
1986
Super Sharpshooter Flappy Bird
1998
too slow with bad controls, that will kill your racing game.
1996
This is how I felt when I moved into a house with a yard that the previous owners didn't maintain, but presented in the form of the Encarta Maze.
2023
they finally made a new fallout 3