flaccid sequels

what if we did the same shit but worse

great idea dumbass

suggestions encouraged

most sensible people clocked out of cod by the time this dropped
i often forget this exists and i'm a better man for it
fuck you
fuck the critics, we leave em hangin like inxs
as squeaky clean as post-grunge
"not as influential as the first game" ~killbutt
it's like cavia thought people enjoyed drakengard for its mind-numbing combat and nothing else
why would you console-ify FEAR of all things
chore simulator
fuck it - weighty shooter without weight
decided this did fit after all because it really just does absolutely nothing new and is wholly derivative of cod and similar 7th gen shooters. marks the beginning of the end for halo
i have no familiarity with anything after the first lbp but i know my friend marseye0, the creator of turboroko, an upcoming and experimental visual novel whose prequel you can play right here - would sever my limbs and drown me if i didn't include lbp3 here
well well well my michelle
made me doubt if mk9 was even good
the magic is gone
little known unofficial sequel to punch out
enjoying this more than the first requires a serious lack of attention to detail and a defective eye for animation
gears of war but bad
fuck it - make the game unplayable

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1 year ago

fuck the critics, we leave em hangin like inxs

1 year ago

Doom (2016)

1 year ago

Prince of Persia Forgotten Sands. Let's make Sands of Time again but bad, soulless and a tie-in to a terrible movie

1 year ago

Gonna disagree with Baka_Ouji, only because of how limp Doom Eternal felt in comparison to 2016 imo.

1 year ago

Clock Tower II
Banjo Tooie
Luigi's Mansion Dark Moon

1 year ago

There's a lot I'd suggest but personally I think Sly 4 deserves a spot it's just sly 2 but worse with an awful story though I do have a lot more

1 year ago

dead rising 4 is better than 3 ngl

1 year ago

wouldnt count clock tower 2 tbh, its more of a spinoff. just got localized as 2

1 year ago

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1 year ago

Raidou kuzunoha vs king abaddon
even tho i still think its great, i wanna say dds2 maybe? ik you're not a big fan of it
No More Heroes 2

1 year ago

@baka_ouji HONESTLY i might have to consider that though i think it's still a solid game... it's definitely too clean for doom and kinda soulless

@dadhunter i'll have to look into that one cause i'm not familiar with "modern" prince of persia at all

@mobilespider iunno bout banjo 2 but weegee 2 seems apt enough

@speedy good call fuck that game

@huss play a game that isnt gta

@ophelia nah

@reyn ehhhhhhhh too much personal bias on that one for me. it's got better bosses than the first and the story's cool. i just think the dungeons and ending kinda suck

@psi haven't played but know a good bit about. seems like a particular person enjoys 2 more than 1 and vice versa

1 year ago

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vice city looks better than gta3
oh i thought of a good one. Plants vs zombies 2, its so so much worse than the first game

1 year ago

good call. that and peggle 2 actually

1 year ago

Spider-Man 3

1 year ago

devil survivor 2

1 year ago

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