This review contains spoilers

holy shit

they made a level about mario's balls! he has more than 2!

it sure is nice driving my 2003 fire stingray

the noise is a deranged god who is using pizza tower as his playground

please keep releasing persona 5 just keep it up bruh

my copy of pizza tower is a little weird..

hiding pants behind an "accessibility setting" is absolutely insane. movement is a high point but i was kinda losing my mind seeing the entire map being filled out yet still missing major and small keys.

I'm not sure if I'm just burnt out on 2D Platformers, or if this is way cooler for people who grew up with Klonoa, but I just couldn't get into it. Also, Wind "Bullet"??? That thing is a GRAB not a bullet. If I grabbed someone and comically threw them across the room, I'm not gonna say that I hit them with a bullet.

this game is awesome sauce if you ignore tiny huge island and the camera

THIS GAME WAS INVENTED BY THE MOST EVIL MINDS OF JAPAN AND WAS USED AS A FORM OF PSYCHOLOGICAL TORTURE FOR TINY LITTLE CHILDREN AROUND THE WORLD. HOWEVER, WE WERE GIFTED BY SUPER MARIO WORLD'S (1991) PRESENCE, SO THIS IS BUT A BLEMISH ON THE MARIO FRANCHISE.

2015

i really wish i could ignore the boring gameplay and how this game hurts my eyes to focus on the story but i cant. ill probably revisit this in october on the easy mode.

[NUZLOCKE RUN]
this game is so unbelievably good, and thats not even the nostalgia talking. i dont think pokemon games will ever reach the level of quality that was in the gen 5 games again.

Finishing this game gave me a glimpse into what Squidward was thinking and feeling when he ate his first Krabby Patty.