All your base are belong to us.

Zero wing, you've probably not played it, I've not played it, but you've heard of it.. How many here do you know that you've not played?

These are either the best lines in gaming or the worst, it's all based on your perspective. Linking videos or screenshots where I can.

"Somebody set us up the bomb"

"All your base are belong to us"

"Somebody set up us the bomb."

"You have no chance to survive make your time."
Bad line compilation, there are just so many

"You were almost a Jill Sandwich"

"Jill, here's a lockpick. It might come in handy if you, the master of unlocking, take it with you."

"Complete. Global. Saturation."

this is followed by a quick time event my friend and I failed over and over in co-op because we were laughing, making us hear it again, so we laughed more. The never ending circle of Complete. Global. Saturation.
"this guy are sick"
"I was an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee"
"I am Magneto, Master of Magnet!"

"Welcome to die!"
"Like Mario and Princess Beach"
"It's no use!"
"What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets. But enough talk, have at you!"
"I feel asleep"
"Finish him!"

"Get over here!"

"Fatality!"
"WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOOOOOR!"
"When I'm crouching, you can make me do the duck walk. COOL, HUH?"
"That Wizard comes from the Moon"
"what a horrible night to have a curse"

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1 month ago

@Fizza - Well hot damn! Added that with those links 😂

1 month ago

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1 month ago

Does "Crispy critters" from Atomic Heart make the list?

1 month ago

This is an awesome list

1 month ago

I'm kind of surprised that, "What a horrible night to have a curse" from Castlevania II: Simon's Quest didn't make this list. It's definitely one of my personal favorites to be honest.

1 month ago

“Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, gay Luigi” - Mario in Hotel Mario

1 month ago

“Dr Wahwee” - Dr Light, Mega Man 8
“Watch out, you gonna crash! Ahh!” - Sonic, Sonic Adventure 1

1 month ago

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1 month ago

me? Gongaga!
i love crisis core so much
is that a hot take?

1 month ago

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1 month ago

Where is "What a horrible night to have a curse?" from the first Castlevania, I think?
@Teshena yes and no, plenty of people like it and many dislike it, I'm more in the dislike category tho, but that game's dialogue is so cringy at times I can't help but laugh at it

1 month ago

What a horrible night to have a curse is from the second Castlevania.

I feel like "Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2evKkHi_qmo) is a good one to add too.

1 month ago

@Hshfr7567 thanks for the input.
what a horrible night to have a curse definitely belongs up there.
i feel like, "does this unit have a soul?" from mass effect 3 belongs up there too.

1 month ago

@TOM196 - Not sure? I've seen that one mentioned around but seems like it might be a bit insensitive? I would need more advice from peeps who know the context more as I haven't played it. 🤔

@Dalaamclouds - Thanks! I love silly things like this. Will try and add links I find to them when I get more time.

@Yuzrnaime - You'd think as a big Castlevania fan I would have done that wouldn't you? I'll add it thanks!

1 month ago

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1 month ago

Also, I think "People die when they are killed" from fate/stay night would count.

1 month ago

@SmashBlack - I haven't played Megaman 8. When I just looked this up I thought I had a joke fandub initially. That is utterly hilarious. Thank you so much for pointing out this exists 😂

@Teshena - I like the music a lot of that helps?

@FrozenRoy - Yes, yes it absolutely does.

1 month ago

Correction: on Persona it is "Roses are red, zombies are blue, but my face is white, so you know I'm true."

1 month ago

"Faker!"

"Faker? I think you're the fake hedgehog around here. You're comparing yourself to me? Ha! You're not even good enough to be my fake."

"I'll make you eat those words!"

1 month ago

@HylianBran - Oops! Corrected that, thanks!


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