I swear we've had about four instances of everyone going ''holy shit Claude's coming up with a new scheme, lets see what wild new thing he figured out'', and every single one of said schemes, without fail, always turn out to just be a warcrime.

We struggled a lot at the final boss with the strict timing until we decided to use Cranky and we beat him in a single run, with Cranky's precise jumping allowing us to skip 2 phases before he died and left everything in DK's hands for the final phase in what was basically a beautiful passing of the torch between the kong generations.


Also we decided to give Funky mode a go and now we're beating the whole game a second time

pretty sure crack is less addicting than this game

Salmon Run is a strong lesson in greed.

Everytime I split from the group to get some extra eggs it will ALWAYS end with me dying starting a domino effect where the whole team gets wiped

i almost got drowned for a single coin

Bro this kid just tanked a fully grown womans punches until she got tired