games as fesh pince of blair quotes

spoilers for games and also fesh pince of blair

What's a woman?
Look at those funny little markings underneath the pictures. We call them words.
Hey G could you make me a sandwich?
Banks wants to empty the Banks, fill our streets with Banks, and run a Bank making operation out of his Banks.
Mhm mhm mhm mhm I'm not gonna fight back.
...and he was the prettiest little boy you've ever seen in your life.
This story's about you, isn't it Will?
Uncle Phil you got to kick that man's BUTT
>It goes against everything I stand for!
>What's your P-P-P-POINT?
Your father sucks. So, tell me: are you free for dinner tonight?
Oh my God, he's God.
Carlton man I am not a KILLER
What can you say about Carlton? He was Carlton.
He was only human, but yes he was chicken and waffles.
Look, I think I know how to help Will. We’ve gotta attack him.
I was minding my DAMN business some DAMN fruit
Did he not feel p-a-a-a-in when he was h-u-u-u-rt?
Numbers NUMBERS NUMBERS
Let me tell you boys something about women. Something about women.
You swindled me!
What do you say Geoffrey-rey-rey-rey-ey-ey? Why not W?
And the final brainstorm question is: WWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwww
A Pizza Hut in the garage?
And the question is: who is the question?
Why, Jeffrey? Do you like Ponies?
ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR HORNY LITTLE ADOLESCENT MINDS?
LOOK, YOU BIG EARED FREERF
And you find Geoffrey! And you find Geoffrey! And you find Geoffrey! And you find Geoffrey!
I wanna grow!... Wo-oah!
>Mr. Banks, your opening statement?
>Statement.
Your honor, this is a black thing isn't it?
...and then he slapped me with his penis.
Now this is a story all about- a couple of guys who were up to no good!
I rolled up to a cABin and I yelled to the cABin AAAAAAH then the cABin got scared and a guy started shootin'
Turn yourself in, Will! It's the only way!
Now wait a minute buddy! Could you please sit down?
Uhyahyuhah-Die a violent death.
Wow, 14 years. You must feel emotions.
When Will was a baby, I was scared of babies!
Will is not a bowl, Will is not a closet!
Oh I meant what I said, I'm having a heart attack.
Do you realize you're fat?
>Shut up, Will.
>But it isn't Will.
It's so hot out there the Uh-Huh Girls just went ų̷̹̯̳̆͆̔̅̃̀͋̈́̈́̚͠n̵͇̪̓̂̏̌̆͑̓̏̐͒̊̏͋̚n̶̛̊̍̀̈̆̉̿̈́̇̑̓̚̕͠h̶̬͙̘̘̙̀͋͆̄̌͒ͅͅư̷̮͎͊̃̋̈́̌̍̚h̵͕͆͛̅͂̏̇̒͐̈́̍́̈̍̈̓̕͝ẖ̵̺͕͈̭̀̈́̔͑̋͛̒̏, you got to fix our air conditioner TODAY
Carlton! I have to knock you out
You sell fish (OHHH) You sell fish (OHHHH) You sell fish
Ashley! AAAH
WOOD. I'm not carrying all of this WOOD.

4 Comments


5 months ago

Banger list omg

5 months ago

"I can have a leg in one hand and a BRERB in the other" - Cruelty Squad

5 months ago

That Planescape one would also fit perfectly with Yu-Gi-Oh.

4 months ago

Fantastic list, unironically better than Mid Pince 3.


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