WOOD. I'm not carrying all of this WOOD.

Mhm mhm mhm mhm I'm not gonna fight back.

Your father sucks. So, tell me: are you free for dinner tonight?

You sell fish (OHHH) You sell fish (OHHHH) You sell fish

Why, Jeffrey? Do you like Ponies?

Carlton man I am not a KILLER

Look, I think I know how to help Will. We’ve gotta attack him.

>Shut up, Will.
>But it isn't Will.

I rolled up to a cABin and I yelled to the cABin AAAAAAH then the cABin got scared and a guy started shootin'

Ashley! AAAH

>Mr. Banks, your opening statement?
>Statement.

>It goes against everything I stand for!
>What's your P-P-P-POINT?

Uhyahyuhah-Die a violent death.

...and then he slapped me with his penis.

This story's about you, isn't it Will?

Did he not feel p-a-a-a-in when he was h-u-u-u-rt?

Oh I meant what I said, I'm having a heart attack.

What's a woman?

What can you say about Carlton? He was Carlton.

Now wait a minute buddy! Could you please sit down?

LOOK, YOU BIG EARED FREERF

Will is not a bowl, Will is not a closet!

...and he was the prettiest little boy you've ever seen in your life.

I was minding my DAMN business some DAMN fruit

Uncle Phil you got to kick that man's BUTT

I wanna grow!... Wo-oah!

When Will was a baby, I was scared of babies!

What do you say Geoffrey-rey-rey-rey-ey-ey? Why not W?

He was only human, but yes he was chicken and waffles.

And you find Geoffrey! And you find Geoffrey! And you find Geoffrey! And you find Geoffrey!

Do you realize you're fat?

Banks wants to empty the Banks, fill our streets with Banks, and run a Bank making operation out of his Banks.

Carlton! I have to knock you out

It's so hot out there the Uh-Huh Girls just went ų̷̹̯̳̆͆̔̅̃̀͋̈́̈́̚͠n̵͇̪̓̂̏̌̆͑̓̏̐͒̊̏͋̚n̶̛̊̍̀̈̆̉̿̈́̇̑̓̚̕͠h̶̬͙̘̘̙̀͋͆̄̌͒ͅͅư̷̮͎͊̃̋̈́̌̍̚h̵͕͆͛̅͂̏̇̒͐̈́̍́̈̍̈̓̕͝ẖ̵̺͕͈̭̀̈́̔͑̋͛̒̏, you got to fix our air conditioner TODAY

A Pizza Hut in the garage?

And the final brainstorm question is: WWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwww

Wow, 14 years. You must feel emotions.

Women is a TRIP funkle uncle.

Turn yourself in, Will! It's the only way!

Now this is a story all about- a couple of guys who were up to no good!

Look at those funny little markings underneath the pictures. We call them words.

ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR HORNY LITTLE ADOLESCENT MINDS?

Numbers NUMBERS NUMBERS

Oh my God, he's God.

Hey G could you make me a sandwich?

Gimmie a hug, man.

And the question is: who is the question?

Let me tell you boys something about women. Something about women.

You swindled me!

Your honor, this is a black thing isn't it?