Your honor, this is a black thing isn't it?

You swindled me!

Let me tell you boys something about women. Something about women.

And the question is: who is the question?

Gimmie a hug, man.

Hey G could you make me a sandwich?

Oh my God, he's God.

Numbers NUMBERS NUMBERS

ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR HORNY LITTLE ADOLESCENT MINDS?

Look at those funny little markings underneath the pictures. We call them words.

Now this is a story all about- a couple of guys who were up to no good!

Turn yourself in, Will! It's the only way!

Women is a TRIP funkle uncle.

Wow, 14 years. You must feel emotions.

And the final brainstorm question is: WWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwww

A Pizza Hut in the garage?

It's so hot out there the Uh-Huh Girls just went ų̷̹̯̳̆͆̔̅̃̀͋̈́̈́̚͠n̵͇̪̓̂̏̌̆͑̓̏̐͒̊̏͋̚n̶̛̊̍̀̈̆̉̿̈́̇̑̓̚̕͠h̶̬͙̘̘̙̀͋͆̄̌͒ͅͅư̷̮͎͊̃̋̈́̌̍̚h̵͕͆͛̅͂̏̇̒͐̈́̍́̈̍̈̓̕͝ẖ̵̺͕͈̭̀̈́̔͑̋͛̒̏, you got to fix our air conditioner TODAY

Carlton! I have to knock you out

Banks wants to empty the Banks, fill our streets with Banks, and run a Bank making operation out of his Banks.

Do you realize you're fat?

And you find Geoffrey! And you find Geoffrey! And you find Geoffrey! And you find Geoffrey!

He was only human, but yes he was chicken and waffles.

What do you say Geoffrey-rey-rey-rey-ey-ey? Why not W?

When Will was a baby, I was scared of babies!

I wanna grow!... Wo-oah!

Uncle Phil you got to kick that man's BUTT

I was minding my DAMN business some DAMN fruit

Will is not a bowl, Will is not a closet!

...and he was the prettiest little boy you've ever seen in your life.

LOOK, YOU BIG EARED FREERF

Now wait a minute buddy! Could you please sit down?

What can you say about Carlton? He was Carlton.

What's a woman?

Oh I meant what I said, I'm having a heart attack.

Did he not feel p-a-a-a-in when he was h-u-u-u-rt?

This story's about you, isn't it Will?

...and then he slapped me with his penis.

Uhyahyuhah-Die a violent death.

>It goes against everything I stand for!
>What's your P-P-P-POINT?

>Mr. Banks, your opening statement?
>Statement.

Ashley! AAAH

I rolled up to a cABin and I yelled to the cABin AAAAAAH then the cABin got scared and a guy started shootin'

>Shut up, Will.
>But it isn't Will.

Look, I think I know how to help Will. We’ve gotta attack him.

Carlton man I am not a KILLER

Why, Jeffrey? Do you like Ponies?

You sell fish (OHHH) You sell fish (OHHHH) You sell fish

Your father sucks. So, tell me: are you free for dinner tonight?

Mhm mhm mhm mhm I'm not gonna fight back.

WOOD. I'm not carrying all of this WOOD.