Now wait a minute buddy! Could you please sit down?

Ashley! AAAH

What can you say about Carlton? He was Carlton.

Look at those funny little markings underneath the pictures. We call them words.

Gimmie a hug, man.

Why, Jeffrey? Do you like Ponies?

Your father sucks. So, tell me: are you free for dinner tonight?

Mhm mhm mhm mhm I'm not gonna fight back.

WOOD. I'm not carrying all of this WOOD.

I wanna grow!... Wo-oah!

It's so hot out there the Uh-Huh Girls just went ų̷̹̯̳̆͆̔̅̃̀͋̈́̈́̚͠n̵͇̪̓̂̏̌̆͑̓̏̐͒̊̏͋̚n̶̛̊̍̀̈̆̉̿̈́̇̑̓̚̕͠h̶̬͙̘̘̙̀͋͆̄̌͒ͅͅư̷̮͎͊̃̋̈́̌̍̚h̵͕͆͛̅͂̏̇̒͐̈́̍́̈̍̈̓̕͝ẖ̵̺͕͈̭̀̈́̔͑̋͛̒̏, you got to fix our air conditioner TODAY

When Will was a baby, I was scared of babies!

You sell fish (OHHH) You sell fish (OHHHH) You sell fish

>It goes against everything I stand for!
>What's your P-P-P-POINT?

Carlton! I have to knock you out

>Mr. Banks, your opening statement?
>Statement.

I rolled up to a cABin and I yelled to the cABin AAAAAAH then the cABin got scared and a guy started shootin'

Look, I think I know how to help Will. We’ve gotta attack him.

...and he was the prettiest little boy you've ever seen in your life.

Numbers NUMBERS NUMBERS

Uhyahyuhah-Die a violent death.

Carlton man I am not a KILLER

Will is not a bowl, Will is not a closet!

And you find Geoffrey! And you find Geoffrey! And you find Geoffrey! And you find Geoffrey!

>Shut up, Will.
>But it isn't Will.

What's a woman?

LOOK, YOU BIG EARED FREERF

Women is a TRIP funkle uncle.

Oh I meant what I said, I'm having a heart attack.

Did he not feel p-a-a-a-in when he was h-u-u-u-rt?

He was only human, but yes he was chicken and waffles.

This story's about you, isn't it Will?

Turn yourself in, Will! It's the only way!

Hey G could you make me a sandwich?

Uncle Phil you got to kick that man's BUTT

And the question is: who is the question?

Oh my God, he's God.

...and then he slapped me with his penis.

I was minding my DAMN business some DAMN fruit

A Pizza Hut in the garage?

You swindled me!

And the final brainstorm question is: WWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwww

ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR HORNY LITTLE ADOLESCENT MINDS?

What do you say Geoffrey-rey-rey-rey-ey-ey? Why not W?

Now this is a story all about- a couple of guys who were up to no good!

Do you realize you're fat?

Your honor, this is a black thing isn't it?

Let me tell you boys something about women. Something about women.

Banks wants to empty the Banks, fill our streets with Banks, and run a Bank making operation out of his Banks.

Wow, 14 years. You must feel emotions.