games as fesh pince of blair quotes

spoilers for games and also fesh pince of blair

Now wait a minute buddy! Could you please sit down?
Carlton man I am not a KILLER
Your father sucks. So, tell me: are you free for dinner tonight?
I wanna grow!... Wo-oah!
>Shut up, Will.
>But it isn't Will.
WOOD. I'm not carrying all of this WOOD.
What can you say about Carlton? He was Carlton.
You sell fish (OHHH) You sell fish (OHHHH) You sell fish
Mhm mhm mhm mhm I'm not gonna fight back.
Why, Jeffrey? Do you like Ponies?
>Mr. Banks, your opening statement?
>Statement.
Look at those funny little markings underneath the pictures. We call them words.
It's so hot out there the Uh-Huh Girls just went ų̷̹̯̳̆͆̔̅̃̀͋̈́̈́̚͠n̵͇̪̓̂̏̌̆͑̓̏̐͒̊̏͋̚n̶̛̊̍̀̈̆̉̿̈́̇̑̓̚̕͠h̶̬͙̘̘̙̀͋͆̄̌͒ͅͅư̷̮͎͊̃̋̈́̌̍̚h̵͕͆͛̅͂̏̇̒͐̈́̍́̈̍̈̓̕͝ẖ̵̺͕͈̭̀̈́̔͑̋͛̒̏, you got to fix our air conditioner TODAY
And the final brainstorm question is: WWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwww
...and he was the prettiest little boy you've ever seen in your life.
...and then he slapped me with his penis.
And you find Geoffrey! And you find Geoffrey! And you find Geoffrey! And you find Geoffrey!
LOOK, YOU BIG EARED FREERF

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Banks wants to empty the Banks, fill our streets with Banks, and run a Bank making operation out of his Banks.

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This story's about you, isn't it Will?

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Will is not a bowl, Will is not a closet!

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Oh my God, he's God.

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He was only human, but yes he was chicken and waffles.

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Hey G could you make me a sandwich?

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Oh I meant what I said, I'm having a heart attack.

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Uhyahyuhah-Die a violent death.

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What's a woman?

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Wow, 14 years. You must feel emotions.

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I rolled up to a cABin and I yelled to the cABin AAAAAAH then the cABin got scared and a guy started shootin'

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>It goes against everything I stand for!
>What's your P-P-P-POINT?

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A Pizza Hut in the garage?

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Gimmie a hug, man.

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I was minding my DAMN business some DAMN fruit

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Now this is a story all about- a couple of guys who were up to no good!

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Look, I think I know how to help Will. We’ve gotta attack him.

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Numbers NUMBERS NUMBERS

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When Will was a baby, I was scared of babies!

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Carlton! I have to knock you out

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Ashley! AAAH

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Did he not feel p-a-a-a-in when he was h-u-u-u-rt?

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You swindled me!

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Uncle Phil you got to kick that man's BUTT

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Let me tell you boys something about women. Something about women.

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ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR HORNY LITTLE ADOLESCENT MINDS?

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Your honor, this is a black thing isn't it?

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Women is a TRIP funkle uncle.

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Do you realize you're fat?

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What do you say Geoffrey-rey-rey-rey-ey-ey? Why not W?

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Turn yourself in, Will! It's the only way!

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And the question is: who is the question?

4 Comments


5 months ago

Banger list omg

5 months ago

"I can have a leg in one hand and a BRERB in the other" - Cruelty Squad

5 months ago

That Planescape one would also fit perfectly with Yu-Gi-Oh.

5 months ago

Fantastic list, unironically better than Mid Pince 3.


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