games as fesh pince of blair quotes

spoilers for games and also fesh pince of blair

Disco Elysium
Disco Elysium
Now wait a minute buddy! Could you please sit down?
Dishonored
Dishonored
Carlton man I am not a KILLER
Hades
Hades
Your father sucks. So, tell me: are you free for dinner tonight?
Katamari Damacy
Katamari Damacy
I wanna grow!... Wo-oah!
Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain
Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain
>Shut up, Will.
>But it isn't Will.
Minecraft
Minecraft
WOOD. I'm not carrying all of this WOOD.
Return of the Obra Dinn
Return of the Obra Dinn
What can you say about Carlton? He was Carlton.
Stardew Valley
Stardew Valley
You sell fish (OHHH) You sell fish (OHHHH) You sell fish
Undertale
Undertale
Mhm mhm mhm mhm I'm not gonna fight back.
Fallout: New Vegas
Fallout: New Vegas
Why, Jeffrey? Do you like Ponies?
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
>Mr. Banks, your opening statement?
>Statement.
Planescape: Torment
Planescape: Torment
Look at those funny little markings underneath the pictures. We call them words.
RimWorld
RimWorld
It's so hot out there the Uh-Huh Girls just went ų̷̹̯̳̆͆̔̅̃̀͋̈́̈́̚͠n̵͇̪̓̂̏̌̆͑̓̏̐͒̊̏͋̚n̶̛̊̍̀̈̆̉̿̈́̇̑̓̚̕͠h̶̬͙̘̘̙̀͋͆̄̌͒ͅͅư̷̮͎͊̃̋̈́̌̍̚h̵͕͆͛̅͂̏̇̒͐̈́̍́̈̍̈̓̕͝ẖ̵̺͕͈̭̀̈́̔͑̋͛̒̏, you got to fix our air conditioner TODAY
Killing Floor
Killing Floor
And the final brainstorm question is: WWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwww
Lies of P
Lies of P
...and he was the prettiest little boy you've ever seen in your life.
Saints Row: The Third
Saints Row: The Third
...and then he slapped me with his penis.
S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl
S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl
And you find Geoffrey! And you find Geoffrey! And you find Geoffrey! And you find Geoffrey!
Jak and Daxter: The Precursor Legacy
Jak and Daxter: The Precursor Legacy
LOOK, YOU BIG EARED FREERF

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AdVenture Capitalist
AdVenture Capitalist
Banks wants to empty the Banks, fill our streets with Banks, and run a Bank making operation out of his Banks.

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Alan Wake
Alan Wake
This story's about you, isn't it Will?

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Baba is You
Baba is You
Will is not a bowl, Will is not a closet!

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Black & White
Black & White
Oh my God, he's God.

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Bugsnax
Bugsnax
He was only human, but yes he was chicken and waffles.

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Cook, Serve, Delicious!
Cook, Serve, Delicious!
Hey G could you make me a sandwich?

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Darkest Dungeon
Darkest Dungeon
Oh I meant what I said, I'm having a heart attack.

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Dead Space
Dead Space
Uhyahyuhah-Die a violent death.

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Deep Rock Galactic
Deep Rock Galactic
What's a woman?

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Duke Nukem Forever
Duke Nukem Forever
Wow, 14 years. You must feel emotions.

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Final Fantasy VII Remake
Final Fantasy VII Remake
I rolled up to a cABin and I yelled to the cABin AAAAAAH then the cABin got scared and a guy started shootin'

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Ghost of Tsushima
Ghost of Tsushima
>It goes against everything I stand for!
>What's your P-P-P-POINT?

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House Flipper
House Flipper
A Pizza Hut in the garage?

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Lisa: The Painful - Definitive Edition
Lisa: The Painful - Definitive Edition
Gimmie a hug, man.

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Pac-Man
Pac-Man
I was minding my DAMN business some DAMN fruit

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Payday: The Heist
Payday: The Heist
Now this is a story all about- a couple of guys who were up to no good!

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Persona 5
Persona 5
Look, I think I know how to help Will. We’ve gotta attack him.

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Picross 3D
Picross 3D
Numbers NUMBERS NUMBERS

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P.T.
P.T.
When Will was a baby, I was scared of babies!

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Punch-Out!!
Punch-Out!!
Carlton! I have to knock you out

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Resident Evil 4
Resident Evil 4
Ashley! AAAH

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Spec Ops: The Line
Spec Ops: The Line
Did he not feel p-a-a-a-in when he was h-u-u-u-rt?

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Star Citizen
Star Citizen
You swindled me!

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Street Fighter II
Street Fighter II
Uncle Phil you got to kick that man's BUTT

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Super Seducer
Super Seducer
Let me tell you boys something about women. Something about women.

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The Coffin of Andy and Leyley
The Coffin of Andy and Leyley
ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR HORNY LITTLE ADOLESCENT MINDS?

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The Elder Scrolls Adventures: Redguard
The Elder Scrolls Adventures: Redguard
Your honor, this is a black thing isn't it?

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Touhou Koumakyou: The Embodiment of Scarlet Devil
Touhou Koumakyou: The Embodiment of Scarlet Devil
Women is a TRIP funkle uncle.

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Wii Fit
Wii Fit
Do you realize you're fat?

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Wordle
Wordle
What do you say Geoffrey-rey-rey-rey-ey-ey? Why not W?

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Yakuza
Yakuza
Turn yourself in, Will! It's the only way!

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You Don't Know Jack
You Don't Know Jack
And the question is: who is the question?

4 Comments


5 months ago

Banger list omg

5 months ago

"I can have a leg in one hand and a BRERB in the other" - Cruelty Squad

5 months ago

That Planescape one would also fit perfectly with Yu-Gi-Oh.

5 months ago

Fantastic list, unironically better than Mid Pince 3.


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