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50 Games
Your father sucks. So, tell me: are you free for dinner tonight?
Ashley! AAAH
WOOD. I'm not carrying all of this WOOD.
Mhm mhm mhm mhm I'm not gonna fight back.
You sell fish (OHHH) You sell fish (OHHHH) You sell fish
Why, Jeffrey? Do you like Ponies?
...and he was the prettiest little boy you've ever seen in your life.
I rolled up to a cABin and I yelled to the cABin AAAAAAH then the cABin got scared and a guy started shootin'
>Shut up, Will.
>But it isn't Will.
>But it isn't Will.
Look, I think I know how to help Will. We’ve gotta attack him.
>It goes against everything I stand for!
>What's your P-P-P-POINT?
>What's your P-P-P-POINT?
Carlton man I am not a KILLER
Now wait a minute buddy! Could you please sit down?
>Mr. Banks, your opening statement?
>Statement.
>Statement.
This story's about you, isn't it Will?
Uhyahyuhah-Die a violent death.
What can you say about Carlton? He was Carlton.
Did he not feel p-a-a-a-in when he was h-u-u-u-rt?
What's a woman?
Oh I meant what I said, I'm having a heart attack.
Will is not a bowl, Will is not a closet!
...and then he slapped me with his penis.
I wanna grow!... Wo-oah!
LOOK, YOU BIG EARED FREERF
ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR HORNY LITTLE ADOLESCENT MINDS?
He was only human, but yes he was chicken and waffles.
And you find Geoffrey! And you find Geoffrey! And you find Geoffrey! And you find Geoffrey!
I was minding my DAMN business some DAMN fruit
Look at those funny little markings underneath the pictures. We call them words.
Turn yourself in, Will! It's the only way!
When Will was a baby, I was scared of babies!
What do you say Geoffrey-rey-rey-rey-ey-ey? Why not W?
Uncle Phil you got to kick that man's BUTT
It's so hot out there the Uh-Huh Girls just went ų̷̹̯̳̆͆̔̅̃̀͋̈́̈́̚͠n̵͇̪̓̂̏̌̆͑̓̏̐͒̊̏͋̚n̶̛̊̍̀̈̆̉̿̈́̇̑̓̚̕͠h̶̬͙̘̘̙̀͋͆̄̌͒ͅͅư̷̮͎͊̃̋̈́̌̍̚h̵͕͆͛̅͂̏̇̒͐̈́̍́̈̍̈̓̕͝ẖ̵̺͕͈̭̀̈́̔͑̋͛̒̏, you got to fix our air conditioner TODAY
Carlton! I have to knock you out
A Pizza Hut in the garage?
Women is a TRIP funkle uncle.
Gimmie a hug, man.
Banks wants to empty the Banks, fill our streets with Banks, and run a Bank making operation out of his Banks.
Wow, 14 years. You must feel emotions.
Do you realize you're fat?
And the final brainstorm question is: WWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwww
Now this is a story all about- a couple of guys who were up to no good!
Numbers NUMBERS NUMBERS
Let me tell you boys something about women. Something about women.
Hey G could you make me a sandwich?
And the question is: who is the question?
Your honor, this is a black thing isn't it?
Oh my God, he's God.
You swindled me!
4 Comments
"I can have a leg in one hand and a BRERB in the other" - Cruelty Squad
That Planescape one would also fit perfectly with Yu-Gi-Oh.
Fantastic list, unironically better than Mid Pince 3.
maradona
5 months ago