Your father sucks. So, tell me: are you free for dinner tonight?

WOOD. I'm not carrying all of this WOOD.

Ashley! AAAH

Mhm mhm mhm mhm I'm not gonna fight back.

You sell fish (OHHH) You sell fish (OHHHH) You sell fish

Why, Jeffrey? Do you like Ponies?

...and he was the prettiest little boy you've ever seen in your life.

I rolled up to a cABin and I yelled to the cABin AAAAAAH then the cABin got scared and a guy started shootin'

>Shut up, Will.
>But it isn't Will.

Look, I think I know how to help Will. We’ve gotta attack him.

>It goes against everything I stand for!
>What's your P-P-P-POINT?

Carlton man I am not a KILLER

Now wait a minute buddy! Could you please sit down?

>Mr. Banks, your opening statement?
>Statement.

This story's about you, isn't it Will?

What can you say about Carlton? He was Carlton.

Uhyahyuhah-Die a violent death.

Did he not feel p-a-a-a-in when he was h-u-u-u-rt?

What's a woman?

Oh I meant what I said, I'm having a heart attack.

Will is not a bowl, Will is not a closet!

...and then he slapped me with his penis.

I wanna grow!... Wo-oah!

LOOK, YOU BIG EARED FREERF

ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR HORNY LITTLE ADOLESCENT MINDS?

He was only human, but yes he was chicken and waffles.

And you find Geoffrey! And you find Geoffrey! And you find Geoffrey! And you find Geoffrey!

I was minding my DAMN business some DAMN fruit

When Will was a baby, I was scared of babies!

Look at those funny little markings underneath the pictures. We call them words.

Turn yourself in, Will! It's the only way!

What do you say Geoffrey-rey-rey-rey-ey-ey? Why not W?

Uncle Phil you got to kick that man's BUTT

It's so hot out there the Uh-Huh Girls just went ų̷̹̯̳̆͆̔̅̃̀͋̈́̈́̚͠n̵͇̪̓̂̏̌̆͑̓̏̐͒̊̏͋̚n̶̛̊̍̀̈̆̉̿̈́̇̑̓̚̕͠h̶̬͙̘̘̙̀͋͆̄̌͒ͅͅư̷̮͎͊̃̋̈́̌̍̚h̵͕͆͛̅͂̏̇̒͐̈́̍́̈̍̈̓̕͝ẖ̵̺͕͈̭̀̈́̔͑̋͛̒̏, you got to fix our air conditioner TODAY

Carlton! I have to knock you out

Women is a TRIP funkle uncle.

A Pizza Hut in the garage?

Gimmie a hug, man.

Banks wants to empty the Banks, fill our streets with Banks, and run a Bank making operation out of his Banks.

Wow, 14 years. You must feel emotions.

Do you realize you're fat?

And the final brainstorm question is: WWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwww

Now this is a story all about- a couple of guys who were up to no good!

Oh my God, he's God.

Hey G could you make me a sandwich?

Numbers NUMBERS NUMBERS

Let me tell you boys something about women. Something about women.

And the question is: who is the question?

You swindled me!

Your honor, this is a black thing isn't it?