Corny, Embarrassing Games That I Don't Like Very Much

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Known, colloquially, as gay games or soycore. I suspect that playing these games will literally estrogenize you in some way, so maybe this list is useful for those with an interest in HRT.

Many of these games were designed to play themselves, whereas others are meant to show a player an illusion of their own skill. These are games that a person might brag about playing on Twitter for good boy points with their ghoulish followers.

Honestly, a 13 year old who plays 10 hours of GTA online every non-school day has a more functional and critical knowledge of games than the average person whose favorite is on this list.

Sorted by ascending popularity so that you goblins don't accuse me of baiting.

The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
Persona 5
Persona 5
Deltarune
Deltarune
Off
Off
Hades
Hades
Celeste
Celeste
GoldenEye 007
GoldenEye 007
Super Mario Galaxy
Super Mario Galaxy
Dead Cells
Dead Cells
Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator
Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator
Hatoful Boyfriend
Hatoful Boyfriend
Mount Your Friends
Mount Your Friends
Super Smash Bros. for Wii U
Super Smash Bros. for Wii U
Paradise Killer
Paradise Killer
Animal Crossing: New Horizons
Animal Crossing: New Horizons
Stardew Valley
Stardew Valley
NieR: Automata
NieR: Automata
Cuphead
Cuphead
Jet Set Radio Future
Jet Set Radio Future
Omori
Omori
Fallout: New Vegas
Fallout: New Vegas
Fallout 3 and 4 should obviously appear here as well. Fallout 2 teeters on the edge.
No More Heroes
No More Heroes
Citizen Sleeper
Citizen Sleeper
Doki Doki Literature Club!
Doki Doki Literature Club!
The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
Oblivion should be on this list as well; Morrowind might even count. I think Daggerdall is safe.
Terraria
Terraria
Outer Wilds
Outer Wilds
Trombone Champ
Trombone Champ
Overcooked!
Overcooked!
Crusader Kings III
Crusader Kings III
CK2 and Stellaris both also qualify.
Yakuza 0
Yakuza 0
Every Yakuza game after this point counts, too. Including Kiwami titles.
Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance
Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance

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