4.5 cause some puzzles genuinely pissed me off, otherwise it's basically a perfect game. The level design is consistently high quality, challenging and creative. Made me think a lot, both about the puzzles and the themes it touches on.

Janky as hell but in the fun way, also the ost is basically perfect

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Holy shit wow what that's crazy and she's a lesbian too? Sick.
One of the very few games that I will probably go back to and 100% eventually.

Became one of my favourite games of all time about 5-6 hours in.
Beautifully written, filled to the brim with charm. Manages perfectly to be funny, unnerving, and emotionally charged all at the same time while elegantly avoiding tonal dissonance.
This is overall an incredible sequel to Anodyne 1 that improves in every single possible aspect and fixes all the small issues and nitpicks one could possibly find within the first game, letting the talent and passion of the developers shine through beautifully.
It's creative, it's genuine, it's funny, it's consistently amazing and it made me teary-eyed as I read the final blurbs of text in the ending.

Also it's subtly but unapologetically queer as fuck which nets it +.5 points in my book, so this is actually a 5.5/5.

the final few hours are really good, but the stuff leading up to it is Bad, the characters have layers of complexity that make them somewhat interesting if you decide to go beneath the surface, but the sturface is really obnoxious. That's for sure by design but I was groaning through most of the dialogue, I think it's a tad overdone. The constant sexualization of all the female characters is icky too (I'm sure it's there to deliver some sort of point, but it's not clear what that point is and it just ended up feeling uncomfortable.)

it's pretty, competently written and has some interesting lore drops here and there... but it is a gacha game and the combat almost feels like it's intentionally uninspired, time wasting and dull. I wouldn't put it past Yoko Taro's team to make a game that is boring to play on purpose just to hide important plot details inside but the fact that I have to go broke or grind to the point of exhaustion to see the full game kinda blows.

Calling games that try to push back against the standardization of the medium "pretentious" is lazy. (Although I actually quite enjoyed most of it) Drakengard is bad, tedious, unintuitive and not even internally coherent at times. Yet, its uniqueness and the fact that nothing like it has been made (or will be made anytime soon) makes it hold a very special place in my heart.
A lot of people seem to think this game is a great story with gameplay that makes it hard to enjoy, I believe that the janky gameplay goes hand in hand with the depressing themes and the subversion of gaming tropes that the game expresses.

That said, fuck whoever designed the ending E fight, I feel like I lost years of my life trying to complete it.

clips from this game keep showing up in my youtube recommended page, haven't actually played it but it annoys me and need to vent my frustrations somewhere

the joke gets old fast but the gameplay can be fun

this shows a ton of potential. Sadly the sheer amount of characters and themes touched upon during the very short time you play it for makes the game feel vague, I think it might have benefitted from focusing on a smaller cast and maybe a more linear story.
Overall I didn't have a bad time with this game.
The soundtrack is good, the art is great and its gameplay (while not expanded upon in a significant way) is a neat concept.
That said, it still left me wanting for way more (and not in the good way).

the story seems like it could be really emotional, it's also sadly sorta confusing. That said this game has some really interesting ideas and shows that this dev duo had a lot of potential when they made it; I'm excited to check out what they did with the sequel!

Very weird in a way I very much enjoyed, it's hard to get a single concise message out of this game but it feels like that's by design, hope to see more weird interesting stuff from the dev

The gameplay is incredible, one of the most consistently fun fps I've ever played, tons of replayability. Improving your times in its bite-sized levels just for the sake of it is extremely fun and satisfying. Although the story isn't anything groundbreaking, the characters are fun and all come off as loveable losers instead of the cool edgelords they want to appear as. The writing/voice acting is reminiscent of cheesy late 2000s anime (which I think is both awful and genius at the same time)

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Holy shit I can't stop thinking about the tribunal, everything about that scene is perfectly executed. The music and the writing work together to make it extremely tense and incredibly memorable. One of the most iconic moments in what is probably the best game I've ever played