I was minding my DAMN business some DAMN fruit

Uncle Phil you got to kick that man's BUTT

Your honor, this is a black thing isn't it?

Look at those funny little markings underneath the pictures. We call them words.

Oh my God, he's God.

LOOK, YOU BIG EARED FREERF

Women is a TRIP funkle uncle.

I wanna grow!... Wo-oah!

>Mr. Banks, your opening statement?
>Statement.

Turn yourself in, Will! It's the only way!

And you find Geoffrey! And you find Geoffrey! And you find Geoffrey! And you find Geoffrey!

Do you realize you're fat?

Uhyahyuhah-Die a violent death.

Numbers NUMBERS NUMBERS

And the final brainstorm question is: WWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwww

Carlton! I have to knock you out

This story's about you, isn't it Will?

Why, Jeffrey? Do you like Ponies?

And the question is: who is the question?

Wow, 14 years. You must feel emotions.

Now this is a story all about- a couple of guys who were up to no good!

...and then he slapped me with his penis.

WOOD. I'm not carrying all of this WOOD.

Did he not feel p-a-a-a-in when he was h-u-u-u-rt?

Hey G could you make me a sandwich?

Carlton man I am not a KILLER

You swindled me!

Banks wants to empty the Banks, fill our streets with Banks, and run a Bank making operation out of his Banks.

When Will was a baby, I was scared of babies!

Oh I meant what I said, I'm having a heart attack.

>Shut up, Will.
>But it isn't Will.

Mhm mhm mhm mhm I'm not gonna fight back.

You sell fish (OHHH) You sell fish (OHHHH) You sell fish

Look, I think I know how to help Will. We’ve gotta attack him.

What's a woman?

Let me tell you boys something about women. Something about women.

A Pizza Hut in the garage?

It's so hot out there the Uh-Huh Girls just went ų̷̹̯̳̆͆̔̅̃̀͋̈́̈́̚͠n̵͇̪̓̂̏̌̆͑̓̏̐͒̊̏͋̚n̶̛̊̍̀̈̆̉̿̈́̇̑̓̚̕͠h̶̬͙̘̘̙̀͋͆̄̌͒ͅͅư̷̮͎͊̃̋̈́̌̍̚h̵͕͆͛̅͂̏̇̒͐̈́̍́̈̍̈̓̕͝ẖ̵̺͕͈̭̀̈́̔͑̋͛̒̏, you got to fix our air conditioner TODAY

What can you say about Carlton? He was Carlton.

Your father sucks. So, tell me: are you free for dinner tonight?

Will is not a bowl, Will is not a closet!

Now wait a minute buddy! Could you please sit down?

I rolled up to a cABin and I yelled to the cABin AAAAAAH then the cABin got scared and a guy started shootin'

>It goes against everything I stand for!
>What's your P-P-P-POINT?

He was only human, but yes he was chicken and waffles.

What do you say Geoffrey-rey-rey-rey-ey-ey? Why not W?

Ashley! AAAH

Gimmie a hug, man.

...and he was the prettiest little boy you've ever seen in your life.

ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR HORNY LITTLE ADOLESCENT MINDS?