All your base are belong to us.

Zero wing, you've probably not played it, I've not played it, but you've heard of it.. How many here do you know that you've not played?

These are either the best lines in gaming or the worst, it's all based on your perspective. Linking videos or screenshots where I can.

"Somebody set us up the bomb"

"All your base are belong to us"

"Somebody set up us the bomb."

"You have no chance to survive make your time."
Bad line compilation, there are just so many

"You were almost a Jill Sandwich"

"Jill, here's a lockpick. It might come in handy if you, the master of unlocking, take it with you."

"Complete. Global. Saturation."

this is followed by a quick time event my friend and I failed over and over in co-op because we were laughing, making us hear it again, so we laughed more. The never ending circle of Complete. Global. Saturation.
"this guy are sick"
"I was an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee"
"I am Magneto, Master of Magnet!"

"Welcome to die!"
"Like Mario and Princess Beach"
"It's no use!"
"What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets. But enough talk, have at you!"
"I feel asleep"
"Finish him!"

"Get over here!"

"Fatality!"
"WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOOOOOR!"
"When I'm crouching, you can make me do the duck walk. COOL, HUH?"
"That Wizard comes from the Moon"
"what a horrible night to have a curse"

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def on the its good side of ffx's laugh scene just cuz context matters entirely for that one and most people that dunk on it dont really have full context

1 month ago

'"Almost Christmas" means it wasnt Christmas' from the first phoenix wright game is my personal favorite and a time honored tradition to look at on december 24th

1 month ago

@NOWITSREYNTIME17 - Absolutely. It's pretty famous but completely taken out of context of the conversation. I never had an issue with it at all actually playing it.

@moschidae - I've not heard of that, as someone that has yet to really play these the only line I'm aware of is the "OBJECTION!" shouts XD

1 month ago

"Jill, here's a lockpick. It might be handy if you, the master of unlocking, take it with you."

1 month ago

where is "this guy are sick"

1 month ago

Hate to be that guy, but Spoony Bard is from FF IV, not VI.

1 month ago

@Drax - I was considering doing multiple lines for Resident Evil 1. "Stop don't open that door!" "Chris's blood!" It's an absolute classic.

@theia - I have played this game several times yet never noticed this line or seen anyone mention it before somehow lmao. Added.

@AlphaOne2 - Yep it is. Must have selected the wrong title without noticing, thanks for that. I've never played FFVI but have IV. XD

1 month ago

Me? Gongaga!

1 month ago

I've also been partial to "We've managed to avoid drowning" in MGS2.

"Welcome to DIE!" is also from X-men arcade that I think is iconic

1 month ago

TMNT Tournament Fighters contains "WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD OF FIGHTING!! DON'T TAKE IT SO HARD!", "YOU HAVE NO FUTURE!", and "FAKE BROTHER! YOU STINK!" among other gems.

Zelda II has "I AM ERROR", and Metal Gear has "I FEEL ASLEEP!"

1 month ago

Oh yeah what about "Finish him!" and/or "Get over here!" from (all of?) the Mortal Kombats?

1 month ago

Surely the WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOOOOOOOOOOR scene from Mega Man X4 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OVv-J-LXQU) has to be in here.

1 month ago

@Snigglegros - And this is how I found out they changed his voice actor for the remaster....

@Stovetop - I was going to add one line per game but with X-Men, Resident Evil and Zero wing I think I'll change that.

1 month ago

@cowboyjosh - They are certainly pretty famous lines people probably know without playing for sure!

@FrozenRoy - Oh my god that's hilarious! How have I not seen this before?

1 month ago

Not really too well known outside of arcade enthusiast circles but Strider's:
"I shall raise the city up to the sky and rid the Earth of all creatures. I will create a race to fill the New Earth. ALL SONS OF OLD GODS, DIE!". Remains as one of the gnarliest villain monologues ever while retaining such brevity.

Honestly every line of CATs dialogue is gold. "YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION" "You have no chance to survive make your time." and who can possibly forget: "For great justice!"

Not so much an ingame quote per se, but what about prosecution to the full extent of the jam?

1 month ago

Practically the entire intro text of Alien Soldier could be on this list

1 month ago

Xenoblade Chronicles 3:
- First boss in the game, right before we fight him: "Then let's get back on the dancefloor!" 🤦

- Consul K right before his fight starts: "It's the big bad boss, boo!"
This line sounds like it's straight out of a Deadpool movie, it was just so cringe. The fact that they thought it was a cool line... 😬

1 month ago

Also I'm pretty sure you could add so many cheesy & edgy lines from Kingdom Hearts

1 month ago

@Nilichi - I need to totally add "You have no chance to survive make your time." Honestly Zero wing will never not be hilarious to me even without playing it. I must rectify that some day.

@OvisAries - Nothing stands out to me off the top of my head about it. I do remember a large text wall at the start. Anything specific?

@Armakeen- I've only played about 30 hours of XBC2 and found almost all the dialogue cringey but nothing super meme worthy or memorable. Is the dancefloor line well known from 3? If so I'll add it.

1 month ago

Its Zelda CDIs time to shine

1 month ago

Oooh Banana feels like a contender also

1 month ago

@FallenGrace Nothing really memorable in what I listed, I'll be honest

1 month ago

"Roses are red, violets are blue, but my face is white, so you know I'm true."
— Ellen, Revelations: Persona

1 month ago

Operation Winback had some bangers in my opinion though I'm having a hard time thinking of a specific line. Very similar vibes to house of the dead.

And I know you already got the FFX laugh but it also has my favorite localized line in any video game

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1 month ago

Apollo Justice has perhaps the most beautifully-aged line in video game history XD

1 month ago

Sorry all, been a bit late to updating this.

@_YALP - How could I forget Zelda CDI? Straight on the list!

@stale_cheeto - Wow, that's...that's really something as far as localisation lines go....


@PartyKiller - I remember that, I think when they replaced Peter Dinklige they changed the line if I recall?

@TimAlien - The instant I saw SF3 I knew what you were going to put, can't believe I missed that as a fan lol.

@Fizza - Is that....is that real? Like actually from the game and not a fan edit..?

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