Definitely a lot of content to get through, but it's more or less a grind and after a couple hours you've pretty much gotten the gist of it. Have to give the game credit though for the fact that it totally nails what it's trying to do and plays incredibly smoothly compared to the games it's paying tribute to.

Playing exactly one chase-the-dinosaur stage is all it takes.

Plod through copypasta corridors, stare at a loading screen for a minute each time you die.

Walk around pick up gems. Suitable for small children perhaps.

Giga Bowser's frequent interruptions should probably have been reserved as a post-game bonus; a harder mode that would become unlocked after completing the game normally. As it stands, I feel hurried while playing the game, and that sucks all of the fun out.

Walk right, mash button, repeat.