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are you using your time to properly think and talk with art? are you listening? or do you plug your ears anytime it tries to talk with you, to challenge you and make you rethink what you're engaging with?

i don't think i have any common ground with most people who like videogames, actually. but i don't think this is just videogames anymore, this is endemic in all of the arts. people stopped being listeners, started being consumers. no long a plot twist will make your heart skip a beat, now it's the author "betraying" your trust. no longer can complicated concept be presented before your public, now you're "fumbling", "overdesigning" or whatever new word people will invent to use as analytical shortcuts. like, really, you spent 90h with this game and all you could get back from it was that it has "Ubisoft-like" design because it has towers? i don't care if you gave the game 4 or 5 stars or if that was a compliment, is it that hard to think more about it? am i setting the bar too high? probably.

Final Fantasy VII Rebirth is not a product, it's an art piece which you converse with (that's honestly 99.9% of games too btw). hefty admission price for sure, but it does not need to cater to you at any moment. it needs to be heard, seen, felt, I think running around the grasslands felt incredible and vibrant, i love how every map changes its whole design based on the chocobos, i love how sidequests have their own little songs to them with battle music included, i love how every character gets explored a whole ton more because now they have the time to do so, I love how Tifa can be herself instead of Cloud's past, I liked every change, I think this game is probably one of the most courageous games ever made and that will ever be made and people won't appreciate it enough, but that's fine because I will.

the more i think about it, the more i think about its last hours, the more i think how they handled -that moment- the more I like it. I like this and Remake for entirely different reasons, but Rebirth made me feel things I don't think i was even aware I could feel playing a game and I don't mean crying i cry for everything and i cried super hard at several moments in this game, it's something else, which i would only dare to explain if I had spoilered this text but i don't want to do so.

like i said i think i finally realized my lack of common ground is what makes it really hard to talk about videogames outside of my circle, people who only wear "videogames are art!!" as a mantle for feeling validated, but not really treating them much differently than the hamburger they'll buy for lunch. i don't mind if you didn't like the game but i only ask for something of substance, an interesting read, at the very least a personal perspective, not internet gaming buzzwords i can see in like 60 other reviews. i just want to think and challenge myself and i feel like i'm always going into a hivemind. but i guess that's fine i get to cherish good things when i see them at least.

i just need to remind myself of this

When I was younger, I thought Dead Space 2 was the usual case of a horror game starting incredibly strong and then weakly limping to the finish, but this most recent playthrough has totally inverted my opinion; while the first half gets all the nicest areas and flashiest setpieces, it’s the second half, where you’re funneled through the metal guts of the station, that the encounters start to pick up, with a wider range of enemies to deal with and a playful sense of meanness to the combat design- like a memorable room where the game spawns an explosive enemy right next to a breakable window that’ll send you out into the vacuum of space if you so much as touch it. The final section is amazing as well, chased by a regenerating necromorph that gets the best use out of your busted kit out of all the challenges in the game, forced to push through hordes of enemies while this unstoppable enemy is constantly shadowing you.

But all this should be couched in the fact that many of its best moments here hover around the opening 30 minutes of RE4- you’ll be really lucky if you’re fighting multiple waves of enemies or have to make meaningful decisions of who to prioritize first in combat, the designers seemingly all too comfortable to throw the standard melee and acid-spitting necromorphs at you and a haphazard assortment of the other enemy types as a little bit of flavor. Some of this flattening is due to how powerful your Stasis ability is: because so many of the encounters take place in this tiny corridors and cramped hallways, it’s really easy to negate the threat of an ambush or poor positioning by freezing an enemy and dismembering them with little thought on your part, aided by how generous the game is with dropping stasis packs and doling out recharge stations. It’s something especially felt with the Stalker enemies, a standout addition deemed so important that they get their own dedicated rooms, but they end up being some of the simplest in practice- boiling down to hunkering in a corner and waiting for them to run at you, a cool enemy type that feels unfinished when fought on their own. (The fact that you never fight these guys while dealing with your O2 meter is a massive shame, something that might’ve curbed how easy it is to passively engage them.)

Maybe the most damning thing here is that the weightlessness of the new additions to the bestiary highlight just how well-considered the original’s enemies were, testing you on the applications of the dismemberment system and on third-person shooting in a way none of the new creatures do- the frantic, vertical movement of the scorpion-like Leapers or the surgical precision demanded for the Pregnant necromorphs, diluted here with a lot of stuff that swarms you and that can be beaten out more simply with direct damage. A lot of the discussion about the two games centers on the weakening of the survival horror elements from the first entry to the second, but I think this less defined mechanical identity is probably the bigger loss for the series.

Still, a hard game for me to really dislike- nails the feedback for combat (even reloading looks cool!) and I’m not sure if another game has had a better justification and visualization for the combat tunnel/amazing skybox/combat tunnel structure than working your way through the various sectors of a dystopian mining station. Was ultimately reminded a lot of my time going through Titanfall 2 a few years ago, a strong string of setpieces and a great-feeling avatar not able to shake the feeling that the encounter design never really pushed the mechanics far enough.

Extra thoughts:

- Played through the game on Zealot, and got about halfway through on the limited-save Hardcore difficulty before losing a couple of hours of progress when I clipped through the floor of a tram and opted to call it there. Otherwise, I think these are pretty admirable difficulty modes, the increased lethality and reduced ammo of the former and the endurance needed for the latter do a nice job at recontextualizing the game. Granular bits of optimization, like being able to use random kinesis objects to slowly bludgeon enemies to death and getting a free refill on ammo and health when you upgrade their capacity, turn into run-saving maneuvers when you're under so much pressure. Good stuff.

- The Severed DLC is slightly more respectable than I remembered- the stasis enemies from Dead Space 1 aren’t a super-noticeable addition, but going backwards through old areas is far less egregious than it sounds, both due to some nice enemy arrangements (probably has the best Stalker encounter in the game) and for the fact that the player character comes with a predefined loadout that might get you to see a different side of the arsenal. Would never have used the Seeker rifle otherwise, for instance.

The makings of a full super duper lovely and cute hamtaro season congealed into one very wonderful ~metroidvania-esque~ package. It's really sweet <3 Lot of smiles, lot of wonderfully relaxing and cozy vibes while simply taking care of all the hamsters as you help them find love!!!

Below

2018

Juegos como Below nos invitan a plantearnos qué tipo de vacío tuvo que revelar Dark Souls en el corazón de les jugadores para que se lanzara toda una escuela de roguelikes inspirada en su modelo. Below cumple, a nivel superficial, con todas las expectativas: exploración de tierras desconocidas y abandonadas, cercanía siempre amenazante de la muerte, y un mundo hostil e indiferente al que no nos ata nada que no sea el deseo de controlarlo y (spoilers para el final) acabar con él.

Below cumple con todas las marcas prototípicas del Soulslike, pero añade un par de elementos que lo diferencian radicalmente. El primero es que los controles y el combate son mucho más sencillos, mucho más cerca de un Zelda que de otra cosa. Con ese esquema, la sensación de peligro se ve menos acrecentada por los enemigos y más por las trampas del mundo, que se sienten verdaderamente crueles y malintencionadas de un modo que la premeditada y controlada indiferencia de los Souls nunca evoca. El segundo es que, cuando morimos, uno de nuestros compañeres/descendientes ocupa nuestro lugar de inmediato. En los niveles más complicados y severos, esto da a Below una capa de gestión cruel sobre mandar a tu gente a morir mientras recoges los fragmentos almacenas las armas más potentes. Ni siquiera Darkest Dungeon te invitaba a ver a tus avatares de una forma tan inhumana.

En resumen, diría que este juego es muy logrado, pero frustrante de un modo que no termina de conectar conmigo. Irónicamente, el elemento que más me desconectó fue la necesidad de grindear para la última sección de la mazmorra.

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Games like Below invite us to ask what kind of void did Dark Souls reveal to players so that many roguelikes would try to fill it in later years. It superficially meets all the expectations of the genre: exploration of unknown, desolated lands, the looming closeness of death, and a hostile and indifferent world that means nothing to us except how can we control it (spoilers for the end) finish it.

Below checks every proverbial Soulslike checkmark, but has a couple of elements radically set it apart. The first is that the controls and combat are much simpler, closer to Zelda than anything else really. With those mechanics the sense of danger is incentivized less by enemies and more by the traps, which feel truly cruel and malicious in a way that the Souls titles never attempt to evoke. The second is that when we die one of our companions/descendants will take our place. In the more difficult areas, this gives Below a layer of cruel management vibe about sending people to their death while you collect the shards and stash the better weapons. Not even Darkest Dungeon invited you to view your avatars so inhumanly.

To sum up, I would say that this game accomplished everything it set out to do, but frustrating in a way that didn't connect with me. Ironically, the element that turned me off the most was the need to grind for the last section of the dungeon.

i made damn sure this was my first VR game and boy what a first impression. i was thinking ''this must be the chemical you get before you die'' yeah honestly felt like my brain was warped into this. too bad i bought it on my cousins VR otherwise i wouldve beaten it a while ago. cant play standard rez without the headset now lmao

Aesthetically, goes hard.

Mechanically, too hard.

Eu não saberia expressar em palavras exatamente o motivo, mas desde criança eu tive um fascínio grande na "não objetividade" quando se tratava de jogos. E mesmo hoje, quando me deparo com títulos renomados que flertam comigo de alguma maneira, sempre parecem carecer dessa real conexão que eu alcançava em jogos antigamente. Advinda aliás, de propostas que fugiam da própria intencionalidade da obra. Tais como GTA, Legos ou até mesmo Minecraft. Nesses títulos, eu simplesmente me sentia indescritivelmente entretido simplesmente por não fazer nada, e sinceramente, caso me perguntem sobre a história desses jogos de mim não irão adquirir nenhuma resposta satisfatória nesse quesito, pois o sentimento de imersão na contemplação é a única coisa que está estampado em minhas memórias. Não é de se impressionar, que as minhas principais discussões com a minha melhor amiga em jogos é por eu não respeitar a "objetividade" do jogo maioria das vezes, sempre querendo fugir dela. E quando eu contestava, eu justificava, e dizia que esse seria o motivo em questão que me afastava da constância de contato com o mundo dos games. Mesmo nessa ótica, eu sabia que ela não estava errada, mas o que eu não sabia é que faltava de fato ter contato com algum jogo que se conectasse comigo novamente.

Foi uma busca intensa por algo que eu de fato nem sabia que poderia existir. E assim, sempre tentando reanimar o meu fôlego nos games, ainda mirava em jogos que seriam de fato menos "esforço". Pois eu não queria objetividade, eu não queria nem mesmo linearidade, eu queria apenas uma fuga gratificante, uma contemplação, uma ação espontânea. E nisso, eu me afastava mais ainda desse cenário, cogitando até mesmo aderir à conclusão de que eu não servia para os jogos.

Tomado pela curiosidade despertada pela estética e pela esperança de que "Agora seria a hora", joguei esse jogo a qual escrevo. E como todas as obras, não vi nada sobre, como nunca vejo, apenas mergulhei. Mas como uma doce surpresa, esse jogo era tudo que eu mais queria... na verdade, esse jogo é até mais do que eu poderia desejar! Pois tudo que eu precisava estava dentro de 31 dias em uma cidade isolada à beira do mar. E talvez nesse ponto, caso você não tenha jogado esse título, você deve estar se perguntando aonde está a grandiosidade disso. E talvez minha resposta não seja satisfatória para todos, mas para mim, representa uma volta à minha infância. Sim, aqui a objetividade da qual denúnciei ter em outros jogos não está presente, pois ela cede lugar a curiosidade de explorar. O mapa, mesmo que singelo, está repleto de detalhes que enriquecem a experiência. As diversas atividades te deixam tão entretido à ponto de você ansiar que o dia não acabe, e isso faz você ferozmente querer ir atrás de poder fazer todas as side quests que te aguardarão no dia seguinte, pois aqui, o tempo é precioso. E não precioso de uma forma que te prenda, aliás, se você quiser, você literalmente pode zerar o game sem mover 1 músculo sequer. No caso, aqui digo que o tempo é valioso pois cada segundo é um deleite, cada conversa simples carrega um denso conteúdo e até um cenário se torna discretamente sublime.

Não é muito distante do que eu sentia quando passei meus ordinários dias na casa do meu Tio no "interior". Lá, minha única companhia era minha bicicleta, um condomínio inteiro para explorar e a minha energia que ali parecia inesgotável. Foi ali que cultivei as mais singelas memórias de uma parte da minha infância e me envolvi nas aventuras que sempre me acompanharão como histórias que irei repetir pro resto da vida. E esse foi um dos motivos que fez esse jogo me empurrar direto pra minha infância, e ainda melhor, de mãos dadas com a outra face da minha infância que vivi com os games que mais me marcaram.

Essa experiência é do mais alto cume catártico que eu já experienciei. A beleza desses momentos é mais intensa quando você se deixa levar pelas coisas a sua volta, como fazer que tudo se torne parte de si, se entregar à vida em uma conexão que te torna inseparável até mesmo das pessoas que com você interagem, com os conhecimentos, com as vivências e os aprendizados que te tornam mais maduro. Nesse jogo reside uma particularidade minha que chega a me assustar. E ter encontrado esse jogo me fez ter contato mais intensamente comigo mesmo do que qualquer meditação o faria.

Por fim, meu fervor por jogos voltou, ou bem dizer, até pela vida voltou. Reviver minha infância novamente foi fundamental para eu poder crescer definitivamente. E tudo por conta desse jogo. E se tem um apelo que eu possa fazer é que por favor, joguem esse jogo e se lembrem de mim, pois vocês por terem lido esse texto estarão conectados comigo quando forem jogar esse jogo, pois compartilharemos de vivências diferentes, mas que estarão conectadas pelo cordão da nostalgia, da alegria e da potência de vida que reside em todos nós.

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What a massive improvement over Her Story lol. Playing these back to back (for my horror game podcast The Safe Room) gave me whiplash.

Unfortunately I think this is still pretty tiresome. The first time you encounter "the twist" (several of the people in Immortality are actually two immortal beings simply called The One and The Other One) is legitimately un-nerving and it is slick to move through clips. But it explains itself too much and is too cute by half.

Lot of people have talked about how this critiques the "male gaze" while indulging it, but I don't think that's exactly the problem. A lot of Immortality's horror is found in the kind of woman who has been eaten alive by Hollywood being able to look back at you, being actually the most powerful person in the room. The One is obviously meant to be sympathetic and I understand the move of turning a victimized woman into an ageless vampire. But it's difficult for me to read this in an unparanoid way. The concluding conflict is that The One physically cannot hold themselves as both male auteur and female star. They almost die doing it. Rough!

This may just be a me problem but: The juxtaposition between scenes, individual cuts, is cinema! Having those be algorithmic (on some level anyway) is kind of soul crushing to me. To be clear there are some effective beats in this vein. Though I dislike how expository the hidden talk show scene is, the way it gets more distorted the deeper you get into it very cool. But the construct is so artificial, I wish it would either let itself have some damn shot-reverse-shot or actually lean in further and have takes of the same scene from different angles. It's already work! Do interesting things with that friction instead of trying to rub it away.

That said I will probably be around for whatever Half Mermaid kicks up next. It's better to have things to say than nothing.

Uma fofura. Se agarra à inocência e inventividade infantil e conta uma história que tenho certeza que toda criança espevitada já viveu em sua cabeça, explicitando tudo de estúpido e belo que torna a infância uma coisa tão linda. A estética de Tokyo rural e sua paixão pelo tokusatsu amarra tudo com um lacinho de nostalgia por parte dos criadores que completa a obra como um pacote simplesmente :)

Além disso, esse jogo ter tipo 10 modelos, 5 animações, 10 ilustrações e 15 minutos de música é o tipo de encorajamento logístico que me convence que posso sim fazer muito com pouca quantidade - me falta só a qualidade.

ideologia é o privilégio do não-desespero. o tempo necessário para tomar uma decisão teórica depende da ética que advém do desapego, de certa distância, do eterno "e se". o ethos não é um sobrevivente e sim um acadêmico. a ideologia se confunde com a política pois a política depende de um movimento em massa para acontecer, então ela se vende como um fator ideológico em que existe Informação a ser Interpretada: a normalização (criação de denominador comum) da heurística, um véu comunitário sob algo que é inerentemente solitário e solipsista. o pathos é a sobrevivência, a divisão definitiva entre o que é o Ser e do que é sua Ideia, pois embora um, claro, influencie o outro, corrija o outro, esse um nunca comanda o outro. há um abismo dificilmente cruzado entre a prática e a ideia quando não existe tempo de planejamento, quando a ideia já é um resultado de outros atributos ativos de antes. a única defesa contra a ideologia é o suicídio. o barulho de tiro é mais alto do que a música. não existem perigos universais pois eles não são necessários: o mundo está sempre acabando pra alguém.

Final Fantasy VII Remake project has absolutely no right working as well as it does, and Rebirth doubles down on what made Remake work -- and occasionally what really brought it down, with more unsavory additions to spare. But don't get the wrong idea, in Rebirth's extravangance and conceptually superfluous presentation exists the most actualized and engrossing take on the events of Final Fantasy VII's post-Midgar disc one that one could possibly even imagine, and I'm saying this as somebody whose love for the original is ironclad and unbreakable: Rebirth is probably going to end up being my favorite way to experience the moments tucked away in what was once a maybe 7 to 12 hour-ish section of a 25 hour long game -- with the 7 to 12 hour section now being close to 50 or 60 hours on average I'd imagine. That is to say, I've come to terms with a lot of the liberties Square has taken with the narrative and characterization and presentation, everything really; what made the original special to me, and most likely to many others as well, can't be perfectly replicated anyways, so I really do mean it when I say that the end result given here is bordering on a "best case scenario" for an adaptation of this vast a scope.

Much like Remake, characters that were once tableaus feel alive and truly connected as a group in a way the original just didn't have the ability to convey, just on an even more detailed and broader scale. And once again don't take that the wrong way, they're tableaus that I cherish dearly -- Final Fantasy VII's cast is my absolute favorite across like, all media -- but they're expanded upon so meaningfully: Tifa's self-destructive people-pleasing, Aerith's down to earth and fun attitude, Barret being the leftist extremist father figure we all know and love, Red XIII's deep loyalty, Yuffie's obnoxious little sister energy, Cait Sith's inopportune joviality, Cid's weird uncle vibes, and Vincent being the resident goth kid that has issues with authority. And their relationships with one other: Aerith's deep friendships with Tifa and Red XIII, Barret's new found friendships with Yuffie and Red XIII, and even the basic and immediate kinship many of them feel towards one other is more detailed and vibrant. I don't know man, I just love all these fuckin' guys, I constantly had the stupidest fucking grin on my face while playing this game it was honestly kinda cringe. Even side characters have so much more going on with them, certain characters that were previously throwaway will often give one a sense that there's something deeper going on with them as they continue to try to exist in this broken world, even the ones that are more comic relief than pathos-invoking.

The plot can often feel clumsy, but I'd say it's a lot more cohesive than the original's, pretty significantly too, the original occasionally feeling aimless and as it tried to find a reason to send you to the next exciting setpiece; even as somebody who replays the game often I find myself being confused which event flag I need to trigger next. And really the original Final Fantasy VII can be best-described as like, a bunch of Final Fantasy VI opera scenes strung together, and Rebirth leans into that so hard that I could see it being way too much for some people. If Final Fantasy XVI was way too dry for many, myself included, I could genuinely see Rebirth being perceived as excessively "wet" for others. Though, as a side note, when playing Final Fantasy XVI I'd often find myself unintentionally dozing off, whereas with Rebirth I actually had enormous trouble sleeping, both in finding a place I wanted to stop playing and the mild insomnia the excitement of getting to play the game again induced in my four day-ish long binge (which, I haven't done in a long fucking time without needing to take significant breaks, which happened quite often with Final Fantasy XVI, and as an adult in her 30s I think that's saying a lot).

On the topic of CBU1 styling super fucking hard on CBU3, god damn the combat in Rebirth is exactly what I wanted it to be, probably my favorite combat in general, from like, any video game? Like, it's not mechanically the deepest action game I've ever played, but it does expand upon Remake's systems in a meaningful way without upending what made those systems work in the first place. Final Fantasy has been focused on telling the player what any given character is about through how they play since like, FF4, and Rebirth's execution of that philosophy doesn't miss at all. Tifa is more fun than ever with an extensive aerial toolkit, I fucking love that she can juggle enemies and it kinda became my go to strategy at a certain point, which like Tifa was the blueprint for young Theia so I'm so glad they did her so good in this game both on a gameplay and narrative level. Red XIII I have to say feels a little bit busted!! I'm bad at playing as him, and he still seems really fucking useful even with unskilled play. Cait Sith I'm still trying to wrap my head around, but I wouldn't have it any other way than making Cait Sith a confusing mess to properly utilize. I wish Vincent was playable, one of like 10 or so boys in media that I actually care about, but I kinda understand why he isn't when he shows up so late that it was probably better to just focus on polishing the rest of the cast than implementing what's probably going to be a pretty unique kit on top of everything else going on.

There's a particular level involving Cait Sith that I'm pretty sure is gonna become like the third or fourth most contentious thing about the game, but I fucking loved it in a really fucked up Banjo-Tooieian way and nobody can take that away from me. The thing I can see becoming the second most contentious aspect about the game, what I thought would be the primary contention until I got to the ending (which I'll get to in a bit, and without spoiling anything, but if you don't want to know literally anything just be forewarned), is the open world game design elements. The best way to describe it is probably Xenoblade with some pointless Ubisoft shit, but it's not really as bad as it sounds, and much of it is entirely optional only providing secondary or tertiary benefits to character progression. As a "modern" interpretation of the original's wide, open, and mostly empty fields populated by sets of random enemy tables, I think it's probably a fair enough way to go about things. The life springs and towers I wasn't so much a fan of, like why do the towers play the BotW theme But At Home when you activate them, but the summon temple thingies felt a lot more meaningful than just picking up a materia off the ground, like how it usually worked in the original (seriously who was dropping all those bahamut variants and just leaving them there). The map designs themselves I did enjoy though, even if the Cosmo Canyon and Gongaga regions can be a little tedious at times, I honestly prefer having to mentally map out the geographical logic of an open world than the modern trend of empty fields with little identity and often no reason to engage with a game's environments and systems.

That said, the more linear "dungeon" levels are kinda mostly the same deal, but they did an even better job at making them feel like real places you're exploring this time 'round, as opposed to the modified FF13 hallway dealie in Remake. They're still largely linear, but the best way to explain why I think they work better is how the Final Fantasy standby of forked paths with option A being progression and option B being a treasure chest is more heavily obscured; I actually got a little bit lost in a couple of levels!!! Though sometimes that was the result of perhaps poor tutorialization of a level's specific gimmick or progress not being visually distinct enough, which like god damn the graphics are so fucking good in this game that it's almost hard to see anything unless I walked up to my TV (maybe I just need to invest in a larger screen for my old lady eyes but whateverrr), it's no wonder that there are several areas where the Uncharted climbing walls have the RE4R yellow paint on them. I know people are gonna slam the game for shit like that, which is like, yeah I can kinda get it, personally would've preferred more non-diegetic signaling over things that make me have annoying CinemaSin-esque intrusive thoughts about "who is painting all this shit out here in the middle of nowhere".

And you know, it's not gonna be the most discussed thing in the end, as uninspired as Rebirth's "structural quirks" may feel now, they'll probly become innocuous given enough time; that's just how these thing typically go. I wanna say the same will happen for the game's ending which... yeah. Not gonna say much here, but if you find yourself frustrated by it, I'd say give yourself some space and rewatch it on YouTube or something. It's a lot to take in, and I found it a lot more impactful after I had gotten some sleep and finally digested what was being shown to me. I don't think it was all exactly what I wanted it to be, far from it maybe, but there's something to be said about the way the entirety of Rebirth takes special moments dear to us and recontextualizes them into new special moments, sometimes even more special.

And a bit of a tangent, but I loathe the critic scores for this game. Not so much because they're necessarily wrong for enjoying the game, but because I'm starting to strongly believe that art, and especially interactive art, can't really be quantified on such simple terms, especially when people tend to have such viscerally opposed reactions to their experiences with any given work. What does a 10/10 even mean? On a personal level I could almost understand, but detached from the context of that personal experience how can we consider any piece of media to be in some arbitrary upper percentile of perfection? I guess I'm saying this because I know with scores like that people are going to come at this game with a certain set of expectations, but despite it being one of the most gorgeous and polished Final Fantasy titles that CBU1 has brought out in recent years, it's a deeply uneven experience. You will be frustrated, maybe you'll even get annoyed at the many side quests that suck ass and are total shit!!! Or something, maybe you'll hate the combat even if it's exactly what my brain has always wanted FF7's combat to be. But I guess like, when you look at a piece of art in its totality as opposed to a given qualification of Good or Bad, it's easier to just appreciate things as they are. Or even fucking hate them for what they are! People on this website tend to tear the shit out of really popular games and who's to say they're wrong for looking past consensus into a deeper inner truth, which you know, even if that comes from a place of unfounded contrarianism, good for them, man. Fuck video games!!

I hope it doesn't come off like I'm waffling or anything, I just really love this game, and I feel like the things I hated about it only made me love it more in a really fucked up way. I think playing Drakengard 3 for the first time a year ago gave me brain damage or something. Also like, on a final note, let me get more on brand here: there's some premier fucking queerbaiting going on here, and if that ain't more accurate to the actual single lesbian in her early 30s experience than any other AAA video game that has some fake ass porn-afflicted interpretation of sapphic romance where flesh puppets say sweet nothings at each other after completing a single questline or whatever the fuck, than I don't know what is. Anyways, sorry I had to make it gay in the end, but truly that is what the Final Fantasy VII was about all along: twinks with swords and bisexual women who can suplex kaijus. Which, you know, being able to do the latter is what's going to be main determinant if part 3 is good or not, so the ball's in your court now Square...

I have put maybe an hour or two into Silent Hill 2, and I know it's a game that I need to finish at some point. I know the great twist, I've had that spoiled for me god knows how many times. I honestly put it into the same camp that I have movies like Alien in: even if there's something in there that surprises me, having the big moments ripped off like a band-aid purely through pop culture osmosis dampers my curiosity somewhat. All of this is to say, while you may not personally be excited for new Silent Hill games, I'm just curious to see something new. Since I was only really around for P.T. once that was spoiled for me, too, I'm not counting it—which leaves me with the newly released The Short Message.

I did not get the hate that this got over its leaks, and having finally played it, I still don't. Having seen those leaks, I actually have more of an appreciation for this; I know now that this was pretty cohesive in its themes and intention when it needed it to be and never deviated from that. I don't mind a lack of subtlety, as long as the bluntness of what you're working on is there for a good reason, and I found the reasoning for it here to be acceptable. It's laser-focused on what it wants and needs to say from beginning to end, and this focus is echoed throughout the spaces you explore. Although I can see someone being a little irritated that this is linear to the point where doors don't unlock unless you read certain notes, most of those notes serve the story and not the lore. There are notes that serve the lore, but they all feed you the right amount of information while giving you space to think. What impressed me on an immediate level were the cinematics. I genuinely can't tell if they were live-action or rendered, although I know that they were likely rendered. It's uncanny as hell, but it's equally impressive. What impressed me throughout, however, is how well this serves as a mood piece. Each and every location, whether it was important or minor, made me feel something. This is more of a vibes game than something substantive or scary, and while that might be disappointing if you're going in expecting serious scares, it kept me hooked. One concern I do have, if this is the playable teaser many are making it out to be, is that the only area where I noticed evident performance issues was when I was near fog. If the new Silent Hill games are all going to lack the fog or run like shit because of it, we might be in for a doozy. But regardless of that one scene, the rest of this was pretty solid! ...for the most part.

Yeah, those chase scenes, man. I'm a little biased because I already don't like chase scenes, but something about them here felt either like filler or downright infuriating to deal with. If it weren't for the last chase sequence, my rating for this would absolutely be three-and-a-half stars because the vibes were just that immaculate for me. But no, god, no. I don't know if I ever want to go through that again. Put it this way: the game doesn't make a big deal about which rooms you go into because of its linear trajectory until the final chase sequence, where it expects you to remember the layout of the map like the back of your hand while elements of it feel completely different. It expects you to find five photographs in this mess without giving you a map or checkpoints. At a certain point, the stress I was intended to feel gave way to frustration. The only reason I didn't stop playing there was because I wanted to see the ending. That was it. The ending was nice, and there was a cute little tune that played over the credits (way more people worked on this than any other free game I've ever played), but I don't think that forgives it. It was that bad. At least the creature design was cool, though—although I found it to be scarier in the leaked concept art than I did in the final product. Consequences of having that kind of stuff leak, I guess. Whoops! Feel bad for the developers on that front, because I'm probably not alone in that.

What I liked about this, I really liked. If a new Silent Hill game is made from this mold, I wouldn't mind, actually. The Silent Hill 2 remake being a horror game that needs to have a trailer dedicated to its combat should say something about how skeptical I am of that, but I might also check it out when it's on sale. If this and that trailer is Konami's way of getting people back on the Silent Hill hype train... I mean, I wouldn't call this embarrassing. This was cool. But, 7/10.