Games Played in 2023 Ranked

I guess Ill rank em as I go. Dont take the specific rankings too seriously, especially those at the top but not in the top 3 and those at the bottom, theyre pretty interchangeable and I could change my mind retroactively

The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom
The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom
The First 15/20 hours of this game would be on my top3 of the year, regrettably the game continues past this point
Hades
Hades
Its alright but so grindy and padded, I just cannot be assed
Persona 5 Royal
Persona 5 Royal
For all my gripes I still enjoy this game too much to put it any lower
Hi-Fi Rush
Hi-Fi Rush
Banger game, an accessible take on the rhythm + action hybrid
Outer Wilds
Outer Wilds
Cool but utterly draining
Pokémon Legends: Arceus
Pokémon Legends: Arceus
Burns brighter but shorter than most pokemon games. 12 hours and I was done
Yakuza: Like a Dragon
Yakuza: Like a Dragon
Charming and funny, but gets old real fast and this is a long ass game. 10 hours was enough for me, thanks
Neon White
Neon White
Outstayed its welcome
Prey
Prey
Idk man in theory I like it but in practice I find the combat kinda annoying
A Short Hike
A Short Hike
Lovely
Pentiment
Pentiment
Its the 1st of February and this might already be my GOTY
Demon's Souls
Demon's Souls
Replay. Every time I play demon souls I love it and hate it even more than last time
Night in the Woods
Night in the Woods
Played it cause Jsawyer cited as the main inspiration for Pentiment but man I do not vibe with this at all. Unlikeable protagonist, awful dialogue and If I wanted to experience what it was like to be a fuckup returning home after dropping out to a town full of people whom I despise but cannot escape from, well the punchline is that that is already my life!
Resident Evil 4
Resident Evil 4
Great stuff
Cruelty Squad
Cruelty Squad
Pretty cool game, reminds me of Deus Ex, unfortunately its strong first impression kind of dribbles away into slightly uninteresting stuff, it makes its most potent statements in the first hour.
Jusant
Jusant
wonderful climbing sim
Abzu
Abzu
Idk, felt flat to me
Half-Life 2: Episode Two
Half-Life 2: Episode Two
A game too good for its own...good
Chants of Sennaar
Chants of Sennaar
might try again sometime, I think Im just too stupid for this game, it made me sad very quickly.
Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines
Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines
Look, I'll probably play it again at some point, cause I quite liked the first few hours I played, but its so fucking buggy man. Like my ass got trapped at the explosion on the warehouse mission cause a door just wouldnt let me go through even though it was open? There was no way through, it showed a locked icon but the door was open and there were npcs shooting at me. Idk that just really soured me, and I didnt want to start that generally annoying mission all over again
Paranormasight: The Seven Mysteries of Honjo
Paranormasight: The Seven Mysteries of Honjo
Pretty good adv game, even if it falls off a bit
Vanquish
Vanquish
Couldnt stick the landing unfortunately
Bugsnax
Bugsnax
the definition of mid
Oxenfree
Oxenfree
As we say in Spain : "pasó sin pena ni gloria"
Iron Lung
Iron Lung
worst game with lung in the title Ive played
A Space for the Unbound
A Space for the Unbound
Its pretty good, but padded and didnt really strike much of a chord with me personally
Shenmue
Shenmue
Pretty cool, but kind of a mixed bag
In Stars and Time
In Stars and Time
Massively disappointing given the prologue
The Exit 8
The Exit 8
If my adhd meds' dosage hadn't lost their effect, I might have had enough patience to endure this bullshit. Skill issue Im sure, but I just dont care
Paradise Killer
Paradise Killer
Replay. A stylish open world mystery
Who's Lila?
Who's Lila?
It was cool, a reverse detective game
He Fucked the Girl Out of Me
He Fucked the Girl Out of Me
I didnt rate this, and I kinda feel bad even ranking it, but I guess Ill put it here near the top
Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days
Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days
I simultaneously respect Kane And Lynch for what its trying to do, kinda, whilst also never wanting to put myself through 3 hours of dull cover shooting
This War of Mine
This War of Mine
Its okay, but its length and almost hobbesian view of humanity just didnt sit right for me. It just feels closer to a zombie apocalypse and human suffering for its own sake rather than how wars of this kind actually go. idk
Season: A Letter to the Future
Season: A Letter to the Future
Wooden acting, overexplains everything
Sludge Life
Sludge Life
Wow we are cool and edgy! Strikes cause capitalism amirite?! Shitty controls and tries way too hard to be umurangi.
Spiritfarer: Farewell Edition
Spiritfarer: Farewell Edition
Replay, originally played the base edition. I dont quite like the farewell edition as much, but its still great
Babbdi
Babbdi
Kind of cool
Space Invaders
Space Invaders
Good stuff
Attack of the Friday Monsters! A Tokyo Tale
Attack of the Friday Monsters! A Tokyo Tale
Charming and cozy
Orbo's Odyssey
Orbo's Odyssey
Normalize games with a cool core mechanic being over and done with in an hour or two
One Piece: Pirate Warriors 4
One Piece: Pirate Warriors 4
That sure is another purate warriors game!
Strider
Strider
At odds with itself
The Bookwalker: Thief of Tales
The Bookwalker: Thief of Tales
An okay enough adventure game, a shame it didnt live up to its potential
A Date with Death
A Date with Death
Cute
The friends of Ringo Ishikawa
The friends of Ringo Ishikawa
Really cool existential beat em up, very bold design decisions, which is to say 50/50 on whether or not youll enjoy or despise this game
Lovely Planet
Lovely Planet
I saw a review describe Neon White as "Lovely Planet but worse and with anime stuff". I can now say that Lovely Planet is just Neon White but 300% more infuriating
Cloudpunk
Cloudpunk
Sacrificing gameplay for story is all very well until your story is told through the lens of an unlikeable character and the bafflingly written dog companion.
GreedFall
GreedFall
Greedfall is a game that is almost good, its a damn crime they wasted such a cool setting on such a mid game, its just a witcher 3/dragon age/falloutNV done with a much smaller budget and not as interestingly.
Thirty Flights of Loving
Thirty Flights of Loving
Ok I guess
Dr. Langeskov, The Tiger, and The Terribly Cursed Emerald: A Whirlwind Heist
Dr. Langeskov, The Tiger, and The Terribly Cursed Emerald: A Whirlwind Heist
One day I will make "naturalistic" dialogue illegal
Misericorde: Volume One
Misericorde: Volume One
Whats the VN equivalent of page turner? Dialogue Box Clicker?
The Sexy Brutale
The Sexy Brutale
Middling
Wide Ocean Big Jacket
Wide Ocean Big Jacket
Really enjoyed it, very clever
Lumines Remastered
Lumines Remastered
Kicks Ass
Mutazione
Mutazione
So far my favourite pentiment inspiration game. A cool story about a found family which combines mundane interpersonal drama with supernatural magic stuff
Before the Green Moon
Before the Green Moon
Great character focused farm sim
Breakout
Breakout
Timeless classic cooked up by Apple's own Steve Wozniak
The Surge 2
The Surge 2
Meh, cant be assed to play more than an hour. No souls like has impressed me thus far (other than actual souls obviously)
Beyond Blue
Beyond Blue
Pretty cool diving sim
Majin and Sacrificial Girl
Majin and Sacrificial Girl
Short, sweet and kind of freaky
Star Fetchers
Star Fetchers
Pretty cool but jesus christ if I am required to wall jump one more time I will uninstall the game when it comes out
Hardspace: Shipbreaker
Hardspace: Shipbreaker
almost feel this game, but I guess not quite enough
The Citizen Kane of Video Games
The Citizen Kane of Video Games
Alas, most of this game's innovations were really taken from German Expressionist game design
Traveler's Game
Traveler's Game
Cool but outstays its welcome
Embracelet
Embracelet
good
TrackMania Turbo
TrackMania Turbo
Good speedrunning stuff but makes me too angry to keep playing
SharpShooter3D
SharpShooter3D
meh, mediocre doom clone. You get to punch neonazis and cops though
Automaton Lung
Automaton Lung
Kino platformer/run and gun
Darkest of Days
Darkest of Days
Somehow, mowing down confederate soldiers with futuristic weaponry just isnt enough to compensate for the tedium and shittiness
To Hell With the Ugly
To Hell With the Ugly
A charming, energetic adventure game adaptation of the boris vian novel of the same name
Ballistic Zen
Ballistic Zen
Its good but man does the difficulty spike
Istanbul, Texas
Istanbul, Texas
Yeah, trash that record store!
Sagebrush
Sagebrush
Adventure Game/Walk Sim about a cult, gripping
Sapphire Lung
Sapphire Lung
Interactive Fiction piece about fictional disease in industrial environment
Demon Turf: Neon Splash
Demon Turf: Neon Splash
More like Demon Turd: Toilet Splash ha gottem
Disaster Report 4: Summer Memories
Disaster Report 4: Summer Memories
A very fun, tonal mess of a disaster sim
A Hand With Many Fingers
A Hand With Many Fingers
I feel, conflicted about it
Wayward Strand
Wayward Strand
Lovely narrative adventure game about helping out at a geriatric wing of a hospital. The mundaneity, humanity and independence of these characters from the player are wonderful to see
Once Again
Once Again
Trite, forced and manipulative
Trailmakers
Trailmakers
im too impatient for this shit
Skator Gator 3D
Skator Gator 3D
Pretty Cool 3D Platformer, if you like the grinding sections in 3D sonic games this is probably the game for you. Short and cheap
Betrayal At Club Low
Betrayal At Club Low
An interesting evolution of Cosmo D, slightly infuriating at times but funny and cool
Ou
Ou
Great first impression, shame about the rest of the game
Torus Trooper
Torus Trooper
Good vibes
How to Cope with Boredom and Loneliness
How to Cope with Boredom and Loneliness
bleh
Daily Thread: The Sewing of Discontent
Daily Thread: The Sewing of Discontent
Cool little historical sewing sim
Solaris
Solaris
This is absolutely insanely ambitious for Atari 2600 and disproves my intuition that no 2600 would be all that complex to require a guide. Insane. Also dope cover art
Card Cowboy
Card Cowboy
Lovely, charming, funny and short
Zanki Zero: Last Beginning
Zanki Zero: Last Beginning
get fucked
Adrift in Turbulent Waters
Adrift in Turbulent Waters
Quite like these Bitsy games. I like how even though the map loops, the yachts are on the "higher" area doing fine and the struggling people are on the "lower" area
Little Party
Little Party
Bird Museum
Bird Museum
Where the hell do I even rank this? I liked it I guess but didnt rate it cause why
Guidelicious
Guidelicious
bleh
Dear Future
Dear Future
Again feels odd ranking this. It was a cool experiment
Inhabit
Inhabit
dropped pretty soon, just didnt enjoy solving the puzzles ig
One Night: Burlesque
One Night: Burlesque
Its fine
Paws of Coal
Paws of Coal
Lovely medical/epidemiological detective game which is tragically riddled with bugs
Sagres
Sagres
Its so disappointing man, starts off as a cute little historical sailing RPG but it just cant sustain itself, the game becomes grindy and shit and the questionable portrayals get more egregious

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1 year ago

Found this list by accident and just wishlisted a bunch of stuff, thanks. =P

1 year ago

@CDX Glad to help


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