Will This Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Fighter Return the Shopping Cart to the Rack?
When we think about the Smash Bros. franchise, people always ask the same dumb questions like "Who's getting in?" "Who's getting cut?" "Will dad come home with the milk and cigarettes?" and honestly, it upsets me to see how few neurons are firing in these discussions that circle around endlessly.
I think it's time that we start asking the real questions. Personally, I find The Shopping Cart Theory to be very interesting and very funny. I found myself asking myself "Which Smash Bros. fighters would actually return the cart?", which is probably the most insightful question any human being has ever asked regarding this franchise. I am here to answer such a riveting question. I hope that through my efforts you find the peace you were never searching for.
I will be using one game to represent each franchise and listing each character in said franchise, along with a simple yes or no (including explanations or additional information if I feel it is necessary).
I think it's time that we start asking the real questions. Personally, I find The Shopping Cart Theory to be very interesting and very funny. I found myself asking myself "Which Smash Bros. fighters would actually return the cart?", which is probably the most insightful question any human being has ever asked regarding this franchise. I am here to answer such a riveting question. I hope that through my efforts you find the peace you were never searching for.
I will be using one game to represent each franchise and listing each character in said franchise, along with a simple yes or no (including explanations or additional information if I feel it is necessary).
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My guy is truly making the most transformative lists on the platform and I'm about it.
I love this so much
You'd better believe Ike and the Earthbound Boys will return that cart. Their moral compasses are unyielding.
Extremely insightful. I'm now spending the rest of my day pondering on which characters would glide around on the cart through the supermarket.
Fantastic list
This is such a good list
Let's say that, hypothetically, the Mii Brawler is representing you in this scenario. Is Mii Brawler putting the shopping cart back? 🤨
@hotpoppah Yes, he is. He may not have done it in his childhood, but as an adult he realizes how simple it is to just bring the cart to the rack and does it every time.
If you're gonna do alts like Steve and Alex and the different Dragon Quest heroes, you might as well go even further, with the Koopalings, Pokemon Trainer's Pokemon, Alf,Zombie & Enderman, all the characters with male and female alts. ect, because I'm forgetting at least one.
@UrLocalBanktoad We love a character arc!!
wdym terry wouldn't?
"no, but evil' nearly made me spit out my drink
Dark Pit would return the cart for sure though. He would just make a stink that he is under any moral obligation to do so
what would alph do ?
@mlinguine Alph would return the cart every time.
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One of the best lists in this site.
I think Cloud would do it if he was alone but if he was with other people he wouldn't because he'd think it makes him look weak.
Also since Snake in smash is kinda more like a mix of Big Boss and Solid I'll say that Solid Snake defintley would but Big Boss wouldn't.
Also since Snake in smash is kinda more like a mix of Big Boss and Solid I'll say that Solid Snake defintley would but Big Boss wouldn't.
I have the mental image of Min Min standing at her car and just stretching her arms out to put the cart in the corral without needing to move.
id like to see what the zombie and enderman would do
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