The Magnum Dong Licensed Game List
Licensed games are like assholes; everyone's got them, but what matters is what asshole is better than the other asshole. Did that analogy make any sense, No? Too bad that's the best I can come up with.
(This list will never truly be finished since I can't play every licensed game ever made so I'm gonna be updating this game periodically as I play more or log more that I forgot to log in.)
(This list will never truly be finished since I can't play every licensed game ever made so I'm gonna be updating this game periodically as I play more or log more that I forgot to log in.)
246 Games
is realll good.
1
Not a really good game, but its combat is so floaty and janky it wraps right around to becoming something I've never truly experienced before.
2
Take every single element of the older TMNT beat-em-up games and turns everything up to 11.
The visuals and sprite work is outstanding, it does such a good job replicating the look of the 80's show right down to the background looking like they were done with watercolor.
The OST is also amazing, knowing that Tee Lopes did the work on this makes a lot of sense since he's really good when it comes to capturing the tone and sound on specific projects he works on. (side note: never before did I think I'd hear Wu-Tang Clan in a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles video game but here we are).
This is the perfect TMNT game through and through.
The visuals and sprite work is outstanding, it does such a good job replicating the look of the 80's show right down to the background looking like they were done with watercolor.
The OST is also amazing, knowing that Tee Lopes did the work on this makes a lot of sense since he's really good when it comes to capturing the tone and sound on specific projects he works on. (side note: never before did I think I'd hear Wu-Tang Clan in a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles video game but here we are).
This is the perfect TMNT game through and through.
3
(The SNES Version)
Nothing will ever top this game's OST, it has no reason to go so fucking hard but it does and it's amazing for it.
Nothing will ever top this game's OST, it has no reason to go so fucking hard but it does and it's amazing for it.
4
It's the most fun I've ever had with friends with a multiplayer game. This will always have a place in my heart.
5
A truly hunting and horrifying point and click game. I love this shit so much.
6
The best game I've seen in a long time that tried doing the Story centered Choice-based game.
7
The only piece of Batman related media that actually used Clayface in a meaningful manner. Because of this (also because it's just an actually good game) it's getting a 10/10
8
It's the closest a game has ever been when it came to putting you into the actual show itself while also just being a great game as well.
9
It's a perfect representation of the show, shit on very category other than the comedy.
10
Everyone will simp for Hit and run until the day when it gets a remaster but where will you be when the world is burning and The Simpsons Game will come to bring you to salvation. I know where I'll be. Do You?
11
I'll always find the first few hours of this game to be a fon nostalgic memory, the last few hours and pure pain.
12
Why creep and stalk people in real life when you can do it to sadistic Animale Crossing rejects instead.
13
It's everything a Ghostbusters fan could ever ask for.
14
No Clayface 8/10.
15
Probably one of the best comics book character adaptation in sprite.
16
As a huge Robocop fan this game was high on my list of things I really wanted to get excited for but just didn't because I've been burned before in the past and hype always leads to disappointment. So it's very fulfilling to finally get to play a Robocop game that's not only really good but also has that classic charm that I always loved from the movies.
17
While it's held down by a few too many visual bugs and the game visually looks very cheap, I can't deny the devs have a pure passion and love for this comic and the outstanding story it tells. It's not gonna win any awards but it's a game that stays true to the comics nature which is all you can really ask for with a license games.
18
It's a classic what else can I say about it.
19
I've always preferred this game over the original arcade game mostly for nostalgic reasons. Pretty much everything from the sprites to movement is better along with the music just HHHEEEMMMMMM it slaps. I still prefer the SNES version more since I feel the pacing in that game is much better and higher boss count makes the fanservies part of my brain happy; but realistically you can’t go wrong with either version of the game.
20
I have a problem..............I generally love the shit out of this game.
21
This is what VR was made for, this is the shit that I crave.
22
It's an excellent replacement for Friday the 13th the game if that game ever just disappears the way the Scott Pilgrim game did.
23
I kinda wonder how much of the fun I had with this game came from actual enjoyment of the game itself and not because of the insane amount of nostalgia I have for this game.
24
This is a Certified Hood Classic
25
This is hands down the best of the Super Star Wars games. Its level design is the perfect blend of challenging and rewarding, its gameplay is finely tuned to a T, its superFX chip missions are the best (with the exception of the Endor speeder bikes mission that one just sucks), and oh my god; this is honestly one of the best looking SNES games I've ever seen, the fight with the Rancor looks amazing not even just for SNES standers.
Is the game still ball bustly hard- yeah a little
Does the first level still the worst level of the game- once again yeah it is.
Regardless If you were to ask me which one to get into I'd say start with this one.
Is the game still ball bustly hard- yeah a little
Does the first level still the worst level of the game- once again yeah it is.
Regardless If you were to ask me which one to get into I'd say start with this one.
26
Do not trust these people with any help you need they're fucking crazy and will find some way to kill you or make your life worse in the process.
27
The funniest of the original 2 seasons, but feels held back from the true Insanity of the series by it's cheap recycling of contact and its repetition.
28
Great first season to TellTales great run with the characters.
29
I have a super soft spot for this game, mostly because of nostalgia but still, it remands a staple of Telltale's older years, even if you can't buy it anymore.
30
You can play as Venom and eat kids so of course it's better than Spider-Man 2
31
Pure movie game kino.
32
It's the same great game but shorter and with slightly better combat, just wished its story and characters reached the same unbelievable heights as the first game.
33
It alright, it not subtle or nuanced, it tasteless and lukewarm.........naa that's being a bit too mean.
The truth is I did enjoy this game quite a bit, the combat is still pretty solid, the side missions feel less like filler and more like proper missions, everything with Kraven is fantastic, and side stuff with Peter's former villains are all really great and do a better job delivering the game's overall narrative themes better than the main story to an extent. I feel like the further we get into the story the worse it gets and the more rushed it feels. I genuinely believe if you gave the symbiote arc more time to breath, made Venom less of a one note villain, and actually found something for Miles to do in the main story besides getting over his anger towards Mr. Negative you could've had something really special on your hands, and I know that for a fact since Kraven is by far the best part of the game hands down, Insomniac did their homework and then some like holy shit.
All and all a perfectly serviceable sequel that I wished tried a little bit harder
(Wake me up when Arkane's Blade comes out in 4 years)
The truth is I did enjoy this game quite a bit, the combat is still pretty solid, the side missions feel less like filler and more like proper missions, everything with Kraven is fantastic, and side stuff with Peter's former villains are all really great and do a better job delivering the game's overall narrative themes better than the main story to an extent. I feel like the further we get into the story the worse it gets and the more rushed it feels. I genuinely believe if you gave the symbiote arc more time to breath, made Venom less of a one note villain, and actually found something for Miles to do in the main story besides getting over his anger towards Mr. Negative you could've had something really special on your hands, and I know that for a fact since Kraven is by far the best part of the game hands down, Insomniac did their homework and then some like holy shit.
All and all a perfectly serviceable sequel that I wished tried a little bit harder
(Wake me up when Arkane's Blade comes out in 4 years)
34
I feel like the best way to look at this is to look at it in two ways. As a game itself, its gameplay loop is really repetitive, there is very little content for the at the time 60 dollar asking price, and the Kaiju's are very sluggish and hard to use.
With all of that being said you can also look at it as a Godzilla fan. The models for the Kaijus look really good, the destruction looks fantastic, and all the sparks coming off the explosions look great; like it was ripped right out of the movies. The sound effects and music are also really good, all of it is ripped right from the movies so everything fits perfectly.
Really if you are a die-hard Godzilla fan you'll be able to look beyond the slow and clunky movement and janky combat to have a fun if a little repetitive Godzilla game.
If you've only seen a handful of Godzilla movie, and most of them being the recent Legendary Pictures movies, then stay the hell away from this because you'll probably hate it. Then again this game is stupidly hard to find so honestly; you'll probably be fine.
With all of that being said you can also look at it as a Godzilla fan. The models for the Kaijus look really good, the destruction looks fantastic, and all the sparks coming off the explosions look great; like it was ripped right out of the movies. The sound effects and music are also really good, all of it is ripped right from the movies so everything fits perfectly.
Really if you are a die-hard Godzilla fan you'll be able to look beyond the slow and clunky movement and janky combat to have a fun if a little repetitive Godzilla game.
If you've only seen a handful of Godzilla movie, and most of them being the recent Legendary Pictures movies, then stay the hell away from this because you'll probably hate it. Then again this game is stupidly hard to find so honestly; you'll probably be fine.
35
Its an actually decent license NES game, plus it doubles as a good creepypasta too which if I'm honest is a little more impressive.
36
t takes pretty much everything from SSW1 and makes it a lot better. The overall difficulty is a lot more forgiving and hits that right kind of frustrating that can make old-school games fun, hell they even made the mission with the superFX chip more playable, and that is an achievement even OG Star Fox can't say.
But once again the first level is the worse of the game and you'll have to slog through it until you get to the good bits.
But once again the first level is the worse of the game and you'll have to slog through it until you get to the good bits.
37
Out of all the Ghostbusters games on NES the bests one was the one not released in the US, yeah that seems to track in most circumstances.
38
It's just one of those classic play with friends arcade games where it's not about the combos or the points, it's about playing with some friends as you beat the ever-loving shit out of everyone in sight, and really isn't that what friendship is all about.
39
Raven Software were truly magicians in their prime.
40
It took everything I had a problem with with War of Cybertron and just made them better and smoother.
41
I don't find this nearly as good as BFBB, but it does end with me fighting the final boss on the back of a big hairy dude and I think that's kinda hot so it's getting an 8.
42
Macrophilia Plankton Fetish.
No I will not explain.
No I will not explain.
43
This game quite honestly has no reason to be as good as it is. The chel shading art style is on point, everything about its combat is super solid. Really the only thing I can criticize is mostly just getting a bit to repetitive after awhile since unlike other Platinum Games combat loop, but it’s not like it really matters since the game is like 3 hours long, there's really little reason to replay the game as well other than to get a better score on the levels. I guess if you’re a dieheart Gen 1 Transformers fan you’d get a kick out of it but good luck trying to find it, it’s been delisted for all online storefront and finding a cheap steam key is even harder. Honestly I don’t even know why I own this game since I’m not even that big of a Transformers fan (I’m more of a Ninja Turtles kind of person) I just sorta had this in a PS4 library as if it magically apprised there out of thin air.
Oh well I’m not gonna complain, I may not have PT but at least I have this.
Oh well I’m not gonna complain, I may not have PT but at least I have this.
44
It's the puzzle game that I've always wanted, building pathways and solving puzzles with actual lego bricks, how come no one thought of this idea before.
45
The stupid amount of memory I have from this game is insane. Just the pure raw creativity that is oozing out is really inspiring.
46
Look it has Venom and Moon Knight in it so it's pretty fucking kino
47
Truly this was......... a DuckTale
48
It's pretty much just like TMNTTIT but missing all of the parts TIT that I really liked.
49
The comics are 90's as shit and not in the good way. So this feels like a good mix of The Sopranos and HP Lovecraft and somehow it feels 10 times better
50
Went in with zero expectations and came out pleasantly surprised.
51
As the ending to the Arkham series it's kinda shit. As a new game in the Arkham series, it's pretty ok.
No Clayface 7/10
No Clayface 7/10
52
It's a pretty decent 2d beat-em-up, I'd mainly recommend this If you're a really huge Kevin Smith fan since you're gonna get more out of this than anyone else.
53
It takes the best parts of what Resistance did and adds a lot more fast-paced action scenes, along with much better voiced characters. it's somewhat short; only lasting around 4 to 5 hours, but it's the best 4 to 5 hours this game has to offer.
54
A pretty alright shooter with a super well-realized annotation of the iconography that the Terminator movies have.
55
Filled to the brim with charm, style, and a crazy amount of amazing ideas. I just wished its gameplay was anything to write home about.
56
I've always liked the multiverse Spider-Mna stuff, and seeing all the different versions of Spider-Man's rogues gallery is neat, I just wished the gameplay and level design were as good.
57
This is very much one of those types of games where you really need to stick with it. The most infamous part of these games is how brutally hard they all are, and honestly; if you gave up on the first level I wouldn't blame you. The funny thing is the game gets a lot better after the awful first level on Tatooine, the platforming gets slightly more forgiving, the enemies stop spamming you, you get access to more characters that can make the game more manageable, and the levels that utilize superFX chip are "alright"; it really does it better after the first level. Also oh my god this game looks really fucking good, I sometimes forget how great SNES can look sometimes.
58
It's the same stiff Dark Souls combat but with a Star Wars skin on it, and if that's you're cup of tea then have fun. Personally, eeehhh it's pretty ok.
59
By no means is this game bad, hell even with all its faults I still think this is probably the best Lego game we've had in a long time; but with that being said I feel like it might be a little too ambitious for its own good.
60
Pretty fun lightsaber simulator with a story I really couldn't give a shit about. At least Dark Vader was cool.
61
Pretty fun if it's a little repetitive god of war clone.
62
I find it funny that the only unreleased Atari Star wars game is somehow the best one.
63
For an Atari version of an arcade game; it's honestly not that bad, given all of the other horrible ports made around that time.
64
It's a generic open-world game that has faithful iconography, and a story that feels like it could've been a real Mad Max movie.
65
A pretty decent finally to the series and a super depression end to Telltale.
66
It's a beat-for-beat clone of all of GoW's mechanics right down to the combos;' BUT, if you're gonna rip-off another game at least you did it with a good effort. Other than that the story is none existent and the enemy variety is very eh.
Not great but not the worst thing I've ever played
Not great but not the worst thing I've ever played
67
A pretty nice return to form for Spongebob 3D platformers, but there's this weird feeling of aimlessness emitting from it.
68
Surprisingly not the worst party/minigame collection I've ever played. It's not gonna be the new Mario party or anything but if you were a kid back in the 2000s (like me) then I'm sure you'd would have loved it.
69
I see no reason why a short McDonald's tie in game should be as good as it is. I mean it's not perfect or even anything to right home about; besides the music being pretty alright and some genuinely good level design for it's era it's far too easy and I felt like there was a little too much going on visually at times so where I started getting a headache. I think having the novelty of playing a McDonald's video game that isn't a horrible slap dashed togather waste of time is enough for me to say it's at least worth a look but other then that it's really nothing special.
70
It's pretty much just Crazy Taxi but with a Simpson's skin, I don't know who asked for this in 2001 but hey they made it.
71
The best thing to come out of the prequals.
72
It's only of the very few newer LEGO games that I actually liked a lot, which is telling since most of the newer ones just bore me.
73
I remember playing this a little but not nearly as much as the other Lego Star Wars games. That might be because a lot of the levels are a lot more boring and less memorable.
74
Look it has Sonic in it so I'm not gonna complain.
75
As a Muppets super fan I wished this could have been better, but it still has that Muppet charm I crave.
76
Still better than DMC 2 in almost every way.
77
Irwin truly is the strongest character in fiction.
78
All of my friends hate this game but idk I had fun with it.
79
It's a fantastic game from the first 5 hours, after that it stops being scary and just becomes a slog to get through, there is no reason why this game should be 25 hours long.
80
I got banned from thus game by using cosmetic mods lol.
81
Hey you want Smash Bros but without the polish and made from the perspective of melee fans only.
82
It's the best of the NES TMNT games but my main problem is that it's still a beaten-up game on NES, most NES games have not aged very well and this one has also aged quite a bit.
83
It's pretty fun at times but it's a bit slow hack and slash game.
84
It's the best of the 3 TMNT fighting games but I've never really been that big of a fan of these games so It didn't really click with me.
85
If I wasn't a huge Evil Dead fan I probably would've rated this much lower than I actually did.
86
It's fun for the first 2 or 3 hours but it slowly stopped being funny and the puzzles start becoming really annoying.
87
I know when I was a kid I loved just breaking shit so seeing kids get games like Twisted Metal is really nice to see. Just kinda wish it didn't have that smelling license stink to it.
88
I played this game a lot as a kid, on a replay it didn't really recapture the nostalgia I had but it was still pretty ok.
89
This feels very much like an in-between game for Telltale in terms of what they were changing the structure of their games.
Because of that it feels like this game didn't really know what it wanted to be.
Because of that it feels like this game didn't really know what it wanted to be.
90
[Verse 1]
It was a recipe for disaster
A four course meal of no sirree
It seemed that happily ever after
Was happy everyone was after me
[Bridge 1]
It was a cup of good intentions
A tablespoon of one big mess
A dash of overreaction
I assume you know the rest
[Chorus]
One little slip, One little slip
It was a fusion of confusion
With a few confounding things
[Verse 2]
I guess I probably took the wrong direction
Well, I admit I might have missed a sign or two
I ran a light past your affection
At Humiliation Avenue
[Bridge 2]
Took a right turn at confusion
A left when I should've gone straight on through
I ran ahead with my assumptions
We all know what that can do
[Chorus]
[Bridge 3]
I get the feeling in this town
I’ll never live 'til I live down
The one mistake that seems
To follow me around
But they'll forget about the sky
When they all realize this guy's
About to try to learn to fly
Or hit the ground
[Instrumental]
[Bridge 1]
[Chorus 2]
One little slip, One little slip
It was a humble little stumble
With a big un-graceful…
It was a recipe for disaster
A four course meal of no sirree
It seemed that happily ever after
Was happy everyone was after me
[Bridge 1]
It was a cup of good intentions
A tablespoon of one big mess
A dash of overreaction
I assume you know the rest
[Chorus]
One little slip, One little slip
It was a fusion of confusion
With a few confounding things
[Verse 2]
I guess I probably took the wrong direction
Well, I admit I might have missed a sign or two
I ran a light past your affection
At Humiliation Avenue
[Bridge 2]
Took a right turn at confusion
A left when I should've gone straight on through
I ran ahead with my assumptions
We all know what that can do
[Chorus]
[Bridge 3]
I get the feeling in this town
I’ll never live 'til I live down
The one mistake that seems
To follow me around
But they'll forget about the sky
When they all realize this guy's
About to try to learn to fly
Or hit the ground
[Instrumental]
[Bridge 1]
[Chorus 2]
One little slip, One little slip
It was a humble little stumble
With a big un-graceful…
91
It's a classic on the PS1, I just feel like most PS1 games have aged pretty poorly.
92
Kinda wish I could like this as much as everyone else but I just don't like the Sega Genesis that much.
93
I swear if I hear the word Smurf one more god damn time I'm gonna lose my fucking mind.
94
I really don't like the Sega Genesis so to me this is an inferior version almost every way to TMNTTIT.
95
I still kinda wish this made it into a movie instead of a boring PS1 kids game.
96
it's pretty much just the same as the first only with less interesting levels and fewer of Spidey's rogues gallery.
97
I admire the attempt to make a smash bros but for CN, but it just feels way too floaty for a platformer fighter like this to work.
98
Marines Campaign: It's reminiscent of almost every other dark grimy FPS of its era, at most it's just boring.
Xenomorph Campaign: Underwhelming Arkham stealth system mixed together with a character who moves too fast, and can climb on almost all surfaces, making it more of a challenge of not throwing up rather than a challenge on the game's part. It's the worst campaign of the 3.
Predator Campaign: The most fun I've had during the whole game. If they made the hand-to-hand combat better and the AI more responsive it would've been perfect.
Xenomorph Campaign: Underwhelming Arkham stealth system mixed together with a character who moves too fast, and can climb on almost all surfaces, making it more of a challenge of not throwing up rather than a challenge on the game's part. It's the worst campaign of the 3.
Predator Campaign: The most fun I've had during the whole game. If they made the hand-to-hand combat better and the AI more responsive it would've been perfect.
99
The Pirates world was pretty cool but other than that this feels pretty bare bones compared to what Skylanders was doing.
100
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sam and max this high is mega based
Seeing I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream one space before The Simpson's game lmao
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