Mont Blanc, eaten as Mont Blanc

I know it would be really boring of me to say pot roast, but like, you don't blame me right?

Curry and a latte, but only as long as it's from your trendy local place

Garlic and wet grass, that sounds a lot less appetizing...

Canned chicken noodle soup warmed up over a campfire

Prescription pills swallowed dry (it's exactly what you think it is)

Soggy bread that probably has a few mold spots on it

Pizza (obviously), New York style

Bar food. It might be little cheap and standard, but there's a certain indescribable comfort to it.

The stuff British people eat

Kebabs, specifically made by the protagonist showing off his Dad Skills on the grill

Every party member came together to make a stew, and it's probably totally inedible despite their best efforts

Salmon Caesar salad with brief tinges of sea salt

Burgers 'n fries!

I know Ness's favorite food is canonically steak, but the good old combo just feels more in line with how I feel about EarthBound I guess..? (I probably sound insane for this I'm sorry)

An Italian charcuterie board, assorted with a plethora of rich meats and cheeses

Piña coladas, provided the bartender actually knows how to make them

Pockies and Fruit Gushers

War rations and MREs that somehow manage to be edible despite the passage of time

Dew and Doritos

(I know this wasn't like, an actual thing in 2004 but it's so irrevocably tied to my perception of the series that it totally counts in retrospect)

A Snickers bar with razor blades hidden inside

Honeydew melon and fresh baked bread, ideally shared with friends

Black coffee and cigarettes

A giant wedding cake with fruit punch on the side

Chicken and dumplings complimented by a pitcher of ice cold lemonade

The messiest, most glorious Philly Cheesesteak you can imagine

Trail mix and a warm glass of milk

It's an all you can eat buffet with food from every time period, eating stuff from prehistoric times probably isn't advised though...

Blue Gatorade and dry roasted peanuts

A vinaigrette salad with a lot of weird stuff mixed in that probably shouldn't work, but it surprisingly ends up tasting really good

That sort of super generic takeout steak that you get in a paper box lathered with a bit of A1 sauce

Omelets! and like the most nasty fast food meal you can probably imagine...

Home-baked cookies :)

Top Ramen and Hot Pockets

I don't really want to leave it implied that you're going to be eating anything here, because you aren't.

Chicken, rice and an unhealthy amount of creatine. Gotta get those gains for Colossi climbing, right?

Really painfully mediocre granola bars and room temperature water

Lo mein and pretzel bites from the mall food court (totally projecting)

Waffle House, but specifically when you're drunk and it's past midnight

Do I even need to say it

A cone of ice cream adorned with so much toppings it borders on being overkill

Really gross undercooked seafood

Gummy wormf

Last night's leftovers and a bag of potato chips