peak contrarianism

a list of my most contrarian opinions (according to this site)
basing this off the disparity in average rating and my rating. there are other contrarian opinions i hold that dont match up to star ratings, so to hear my opinions on no more heroes 2 would be another list
my favorite RHCP album is unironically one hot minute

Undertale
Undertale
4.2 / 1.5

sorry toby fox i like cyberbullying
Celeste
Celeste
4.3 / 2

no you dont get it the mountain is like, a metaphor for life man. platformers are lame
Super Mario 64
Super Mario 64
4.1 / 2.5

zzzzz mama mia zzzz pizza pasta zzzz
Super Mario Galaxy
Super Mario Galaxy
4.3 / 3

WHEN THE MARIO GAME

IS SOULLESS
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
4.2 / 3

the most normie contrarian take possible "buh did u guys know that zelda take long time to open chest?"
Super Mario Galaxy 2
Super Mario Galaxy 2
4.3 / 2.5

green stars were the worst thing added to any video game ever methinks
Super Meat Boy
Super Meat Boy
3.5 / 4.5

had similar cultural impact to amnesia in hindsight but i still like mcmillen too much to hate it for that
Deltarune: Chapter 1
Deltarune: Chapter 1
3.9 / 1

everyone who says "uohhh spamton wouldnt sell nfts" is 1000% incorrect that annoying sack of shit would peddle bored apes out the ass. i know hes not in this game but im not playing chapter 2 so
Fire Emblem: Awakening
Fire Emblem: Awakening
3.7 / 1.5

let the fire emblem fans be happy, we have 5 more dlc characters coming
Pokémon Red Version
Pokémon Red Version
3.4 / 1

lol this game has glitches. its broken n shit
Persona 3 FES
Persona 3 FES
4.1 / 2

SEES en masse fucking sucks LMAO
Spec Ops: The Line
Spec Ops: The Line
3.6 / 1.5

pseud
No More Heroes
No More Heroes
4.0 / 5

calling this "contentious" is being generous but it is a full one point gap so

he just like me frfr :(
Kid Icarus: Uprising
Kid Icarus: Uprising
4.1 / 2.5

for reference im right handed
Professor Layton and the Curious Village
Professor Layton and the Curious Village
3.7 / 2.5

it pains me to say this from how much i love layton but this game has the worst puzzles of any game ever
Crash Bandicoot: The Wrath of Cortex
Crash Bandicoot: The Wrath of Cortex
2.8 / 0.5

this was the first ps2 game i owned
Super Castlevania IV
Super Castlevania IV
3.6 / 2.5

i blame arin "egoraptor" hansen for shittalking this game all those years ago cuz now when i say i dont like it i get called a fanboy of his and thats the last thing i wanna be in current year
Silent Hill 4: The Room
Silent Hill 4: The Room
3.6 / 5

no u dont get it harry is bad on purpose
WarioWare: Smooth Moves
WarioWare: Smooth Moves
3.8 / 5

whack my son in the eyes with a wiimote-core
Peggle
Peggle
3.5 / 4.5

every couple years i get a disgusting urge to replay this in full and every time its still great
F-Zero GX
F-Zero GX
4.2 / 3

if u play anything in this game outside the story mode theres something wrong with u
Cry of Fear
Cry of Fear
3.1 / 4

Kaniner.
Mega Man 9
Mega Man 9
3.7 / 4.5

this is the best mainline and it isnt close
Silent Hill: Origins
Silent Hill: Origins
2.8 / 0.5

imma be frank this might be the worst horror game ever made
Parasite Eve II
Parasite Eve II
3.4 / 2

would be the worst sequel if the other parasite eve game didnt exist
Baldi's Basics in Education and Learning
Baldi's Basics in Education and Learning
1.8 / 3.5

why the fuck is this lower than every fnaf game lmao
Pac-Man 2: The New Adventures
Pac-Man 2: The New Adventures
2.5 / 3.5

I THINK PACMAN 2 THE NEW ADVENTURES SUCKS
Butterfly Soup
Butterfly Soup
4.0 / 1

i would say something inflammatory but im too scared of the mods hunting me down for it. homophobic gays are the most oppressed people on earth clearly
Heaven Will Be Mine
Heaven Will Be Mine
3.6 / 2

floored it like millie bobby brown
Seaman
Seaman
3.4 / 4.5

bless my brother for owning a dreamcast mic and extensively pirating dreamcast games so i could play this authentically
The You Testament
The You Testament
2.4 / 4

are people like, offended by this or something why is this so low
Top Banana
Top Banana
2.2 / 3.5

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5 Comments


do u at least like rude buster

2 years ago

no i dont care much for toby fox's music at all
sadge
true 😢
Smooth Moves & Peggle are close to my heart, so I'm with you there for sure


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