What My Favorite Games Would Taste Like (Probably)
Please do not ask me to elaborate I genuinely have no idea
42 Games
I know it would be really boring of me to say pot roast, but like, you don't blame me right?
Garlic and wet grass, that sounds a lot less appetizing...
That sort of super generic takeout steak that you get in a paper box lathered with a bit of A1 sauce
Every party member came together to make a stew, and it's probably totally inedible despite their best efforts
Kebabs, specifically made by the protagonist showing off his Dad Skills on the grill
A cone of ice cream adorned with so much toppings it borders on being overkill
Really gross undercooked seafood
An Italian charcuterie board, assorted with a plethora of rich meats and cheeses
Burgers 'n fries!
I know Ness's favorite food is canonically steak, but the good old combo just feels more in line with how I feel about EarthBound I guess..? (I probably sound insane for this I'm sorry)
I know Ness's favorite food is canonically steak, but the good old combo just feels more in line with how I feel about EarthBound I guess..? (I probably sound insane for this I'm sorry)
A giant wedding cake with fruit punch on the side
Trail mix and a warm glass of milk
Salmon Caesar salad with brief tinges of sea salt
Piña coladas, provided the bartender actually knows how to make them
Pockies and Fruit Gushers
Do I even need to say it
Really painfully mediocre granola bars and room temperature water
Blue Gatorade and dry roasted peanuts
Curry and a latte, but only as long as it's from your trendy local place
Lo mein and pretzel bites from the mall food court (totally projecting)
Last night's leftovers and a bag of potato chips
Dew and Doritos
(I know this wasn't like, an actual thing in 2004 but it's so irrevocably tied to my perception of the series that it totally counts in retrospect)
(I know this wasn't like, an actual thing in 2004 but it's so irrevocably tied to my perception of the series that it totally counts in retrospect)
War rations and MREs that somehow manage to be edible despite the passage of time
A vinaigrette salad with a lot of weird stuff mixed in that probably shouldn't work, but it surprisingly ends up tasting really good
The stuff British people eat
Pizza (obviously), New York style
Black coffee and cigarettes
Chicken, rice and an unhealthy amount of creatine. Gotta get those gains for Colossi climbing, right?
Chicken and dumplings complimented by a pitcher of ice cold lemonade
Omelets! and like the most nasty fast food meal you can probably imagine...
Top Ramen and Hot Pockets
Soggy bread that probably has a few mold spots on it
Home-baked cookies :)
Canned chicken noodle soup warmed up over a campfire
Honeydew melon and fresh baked bread, ideally shared with friends
Prescription pills swallowed dry (it's exactly what you think it is)
I don't really want to leave it implied that you're going to be eating anything here, because you aren't.
Waffle House, but specifically when you're drunk and it's past midnight
A Snickers bar with razor blades hidden inside
Mont Blanc, eaten as Mont Blanc
Bar food. It might be little cheap and standard, but there's a certain indescribable comfort to it
The messiest, most glorious Philly Cheesesteak you can imagine
It's an all you can eat buffet with food from every time period, eating stuff from prehistoric times probably isn't advised though...
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holy fuck i love this list, you really hit the nail on the head with all of these. im jealous i havent thought of this
very evocative and intelligent picks.... especially resonating with Majora's and Yume Nikki <3
Can you say Sonic Adventure 2's flavor lol I've never played it
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You cooked extremely hard with this one
I fucking love this list
I kinda want to make my own now, but I doubt I do it justice
I kinda want to make my own now, but I doubt I do it justice
I would eat the Snickers bar with all the pleasure in the world, even though it would tear my entire digestive system apart.
good soup
Laughed my ass off hard
Dragon Quest VII being the best then.
gummy wormf
Disco Elysium as bar food is insanely accurate
No More Heroes description is on point
banger list
Best list in the game, of the games
For me, Dark Souls one tasted like either a marshmellow that's been perfectly roasted over a fire, or a dry, but super delicious burger from your local gas station.
The latter might be because i ate a lot of those burgers while watching Dark Souls on youtube...
The latter might be because i ate a lot of those burgers while watching Dark Souls on youtube...
Super creative stuff. Bang-on choice for Disco Elysium
You say you sound insane but putting earthbound as burger and fries shows that you're actually cooking (heh)
Alexcicle
18 days ago