Local pizza chef flips out and craters a tower of some kind.

Still genuinely in awe that it exists and that it rules. I appreciate it that much.

I'm pretty decent at Sonic 1 apparently!

Context: Won a race against friends.

Had a terrible night at work, really needed something comfy after that.

Aegis Reflector is the coolest super move in fighting game history that isn't a grapple of some kind.

Pretty much the only reason this isn't number one is because I give an advantage to newer games.

Little survival horror for your little game boy.

Lead pipe goes CRASH!

In my dreeeeeams, I can hear you calling me~

NES version, ofc.

I still think it's hilarious that this game is permanently screwed up on here, thanks to them defaulting to the arcade game for the original page.

Played with a friend over Fightcade.

An obvious retooling of the old Day of Reckoning engine, it's really light on content atm, but I will absolutely revisit later after more updates.

Just kiss already you two.

Been playing this off and on the last month or so (December 2022 [Future proofing]), may as well add it here since it crossed into the new year.

I'm a zoom zoomin'

Arcade version! Pew pew!

Genesis version.

Decent port all things considered, but the sound is so terrible compared to Special Championship Edition. It's astounding how badly they fucked up.

Played with Maradona.

Arcade version, I'm a masochist.

Probably one of the first 3D RTS games. Every unit feels as heavy and sluggish as a fully loaded garbage truck. (very complimentary)

There's like fifty different things for every purpose, and feels like a base turtling wet dream. I like base building, more games should have it.

Arcade version.

Be one with Yuri....

floods your base with Initiates and UFOs

Sometimes you gotta drive your little polly pocket car against a mob of semi trucks once in a while.

Playthrough number 7 million.

No slowdown patch, so blue laser is horrifically op.

Played with CurtainFire.

SNES version, ofc.

Played with Maradona.

Pong: The Nexter Level

Helmet is in this, so a weird conundrum we got here. Hopefully I remember to keep this right above Helmet throughout the year...

Went in expecting to lose at the seventh race, ended up only losing at the seventeenth race. Maybe I'm just that damn good at the game.

Sonic + SMB3 + Lategame Konami Difficulty = Baloni Sandwich

Bad CV knockoff with a shitty sword attack and the most lenient stairs detection known to the human race. Bamboozling and boring switch structure stage design too. honk shoo.

Used this to play R-Type originally, actually a very good little compilation with some cool bonus stuff in it.

Insanely dull, by the time I was hit by the 73rd wave of Rancids from Time Killers that were assisting Doomsday I was ready to have more fun epilating.

Karnov is cool, the rest of the people here are a bunch of shmucks. Really dull fighter, could probably rate it lower.

https://youtu.be/4mxdZz7tGhI?si=Qs2Bsy5MCXbNlCaN

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Abominable bounce physics.

I went in expecting to dip out of a race of this after about an hour only to finish the entire thing before everyone else after an eternity of damnation, and taking a thousand shots to the nuts only to take those same shots to the heart when I heard the same people were involved with Spyro Enter the Dragonfly.

...and you know what? That fuckin' tracks.

PEW PEW!!!! WHOOSH ZOOM!!!!!

I want more bad guys who go "nanny-nanny-boo-boo!!".

sunglasses

Skill issue.

Played with Maradona.

Played with Maradona.

Clutch Shitter.

Played with CurtainFire.

Reminded me of The Punisher in terms of combining guns with beat'em up. I gave a two-headed tyrannosaurus a vertical suplex.

Everyone's now trying to outright guess obscure pokes and it's making the game more interesting, lol.

Somer Assault deez nuts.

Got to the final boss in about 40 minutes, then got stonewalled for a bit by a dude who tanks five million hits and can end me with one instantaneous move.

Art is cool, but the imp guy is the closest it gets to thoughtful design put into Punch-Out bosses.

Played for BL Game of the Week.

Played with Maradona.

Wu-Ling the GOAT-I mean RABBIT.

Bog standard Commando-like with an annoying low-HP alarm, but hey there's some naked chicks at the end!

Played with Maradona btw

Gimme a Yakopoo plush!

Beautiful.

Yes, I literally got curious and timed the loading screens.

The hit sounds were good at least, no idea about the property itself but I assume it was heavily pushed for like two minutes.

Experience boost due to playing in a contest with friends.

Fool me once, shame on you.

Fool me twice, shame on you again!