I love my friends so much.

Aegis Reflector is the coolest super move in fighting game history that isn't a grapple of some kind.

Local pizza chef flips out and craters a tower of some kind.

Still genuinely in awe that it exists and that it rules. I appreciate it that much.

Be one with Yuri....

floods your base with Initiates and UFOs

Beautiful.

Probably one of the first 3D RTS games. Every unit feels as heavy and sluggish as a fully loaded garbage truck. (very complimentary)

There's like fifty different things for every purpose, and feels like a base turtling wet dream. I like base building, more games should have it.

Pong: The Nexter Level

Lead pipe goes CRASH!

Played with a friend over Fightcade.

May as well include it on here. I boot this up on Steam like every few weeks just to fart about in Freestyle, it's supremely comfy to me when I need to kill time. One day I'll do a review, maybe.....who knows.

It's one of those "charming" type games.

Been playing this off and on the last month or so (December 2022 [Future proofing]), may as well add it here since it crossed into the new year.

I want more bad guys who go "nanny-nanny-boo-boo!!".

Just kiss already you two.

Mae is just me, ngl.

I'm a zoom zoomin'

Arcade version! Pew pew!

I respect every inch of the technical aspect being showcased here, but I just kinda got bored of the open ended gameplay after about half an hour.

PEW PEW!!!! WHOOSH ZOOM!!!!!

Played with CurtainFire.

Reminded me of The Punisher in terms of combining guns with beat'em up. I gave a two-headed tyrannosaurus a vertical suplex.

Pretty much the only reason this isn't number one is because I give an advantage to newer games.

In my dreeeeeams, I can hear you calling me~

Didn't give a rating for this since it's really unfinished, but it wants to be Tekken so bad that I almost wanted to 1 star it regardless.

Did a run while listening to a Monolord album, quite a good use for this one tbh.

Genesis version.

Decent port all things considered, but the sound is so terrible compared to Special Championship Edition. It's astounding how badly they fucked up.

Played with Maradona.

Played with CurtainFire.

Will for sure revisit this by myself one day, adored the Doom Trooper-ass graphics.

Look Picross.....I'm just looking for something else to play...please! No! Put that mallet away!

AAAAAAAAH!!

NES version, ofc.

I still think it's hilarious that this game is permanently screwed up on here, thanks to them defaulting to the arcade game for the original page.

Sonic + SMB3 + Lategame Konami Difficulty = Baloni Sandwich

Used this to play R-Type originally, actually a very good little compilation with some cool bonus stuff in it.

If I got a gold ring for every time a confirmed pedophile used Michael Jackson's music in their mid Sonic romhack, I'd have one gold ring.

Played with Maradona.

Had a terrible night at work, really needed something comfy after that.

Everyone's now trying to outright guess obscure pokes and it's making the game more interesting, lol.

Arcade version, I'm a masochist.

Sometimes you gotta drive your little polly pocket car against a mob of semi trucks once in a while.

Still the coolest tracks ever.

Alphonse Elric gets loose from an oversized test tube and beats up the establishment.

Played with Maradona.

SNES version, ofc.

Arcade version.

Very cute itch game by MagneticBurn, incredibly rough, but hey.

Played for BL Game of the Week.

Played with Maradona.

Unreleased game that kinda feels like Guilty Gear crossed with Project Justice.

My Life as a Teenage Hot Wheels Car

Helmet is in this, so a weird conundrum we got here. Hopefully I remember to keep this right above Helmet throughout the year...

Gimme a Yakopoo plush!

I'm pretty decent at Sonic 1 apparently!

Context: Won a race against friends.

Just a swimmin' around ya know, mindin' my own fishy business.

Played with Maradona.

Wu-Ling the GOAT-I mean RABBIT.

Woke up one morning and couldn't get back to bed, so I just played a session in this. I'm still godlike at juking ice cream trucks.

Playthrough number 7 million.

No slowdown patch, so blue laser is horrifically op.

Little survival horror for your little game boy.